Dirty Jello Fetus

When you shove a whole Jello mold into a women's vagina (or anus if she is practiced enough) and then you fuck her until the Jello chunks start falling out and have properly discolored your penis.

It was Thanksgiving, so you know I gave my wife a dirty Jello Fetus on the dining room table, but now the family refuses to look either of us in the eye.

by The Jello Fetus April 15, 2020

Pro Football Focus

Known as “PFF”. PFF is a bunch of computer nerds staring at a sweaty dude then making up random numbers that casuals try to use at every turn.

P1: “Pro Football Focus says this person is bad”
P2: *punches P1* “shut up Jeffery”

by TreyHendricksonsNutsack March 16, 2021

Dirty Ford Focus

Your beater car you buy because you can’t afford to keep wrecking your good car driving to work

The HDS operator just got him a dirty Ford Focus

by 7elevens October 5, 2021

Handy Five-fetus

Anti-choice nutbag hoarding "bio-hazard" material

The Former Guy DOJ official and Federalist Society member, David Morrell, owns a Washington, D.C., house whose tenant, Lauren Handy, got busted storing fetuses in a cooler. reached for comment the woman said "omg they're gonna freak when they find out about my Handy Five-fetus"

by Uncle Joosie April 1, 2022

Deletus the Fetus

The act of punching a pregnant women in the gut, thus deleting the fetus

Man we cant afford an abortion guess I'll have to deletus the fetus.

by The Fetus Deleter April 20, 2022

Laser-like Focus

An Australian Colloquial term for willful ignorance

Minister Tudge at the Robodebt Royal Commission "I had a laser-like focus on my responsibility as the minister" I didn't know the scheme was unlawful.

by GovtPFFT February 1, 2023

Aborted Fetus

The act of getting a bloody nose while having sex, and letting it bleed all over your partner.

I loved it when my boyfriend rich gave me an aborted fetus

by Ivan Girderboot April 29, 2005