real McCoy

The genuine article.

William S. (Bill) McCoy was a bootlegger known for selling top quality liquor that was not watered down, i.e. the "real McCoy".

by Rick Bailey August 22, 2006

Real Vardrid

The shitty, cheating, bribing, and buying club known as Vardrid is the smallest club in Spain, and has always cried about being smaller than Barcelona. They have 14 UCL, of which half were won in dinosaur age and the rest are robbed. They are known for paying refs.

Look! That retarded Vardridog is still boasting ucl trophies that Real Vardrid won in the dinosaur age!

by your source of income February 08, 2023

real life

What's happening when you're not living your Second Life®.

"My real life sucks. I'll get a Second Life®."

by Torley April 10, 2008

Real

usually used in 'real' news.
News/articles/information which agrees with, praises or in any manner helps President Trump in his delusional alternate reality.
Usually used to pass the blame from any problems or potential problems from Trump to others by saying , what they did was the problem. Not what he did.

Flynn talking to Russians wasn't the problem, the'real' problem was the leaked intelligence.

by Morbid Curiosi February 16, 2017

Real!

Synonymous with a "NOT!" joke.

"Mate, that party was rockin on Saturday night! REAL!" Would be used to describe a party that bored the shit out of you.

by thatkidDE March 17, 2009

Real Americans

Code phrase for "White Americans", or basically anyone that isn't the wealthiest 1% of the U.S. population. Commonly used to trick uneducated and easily manipulated people into voting for certain presidential candidates.

"I know I can count on all your votes here in (place here) because you are all - Real Americans." (wink wink, nudge nudge)

by Johnny Squares October 28, 2008

real world

Something that only exists in your mind.

Also: MTV show responsible for turning assholes into celebrities and starting the whole godawful reality TV craze

The real world sucks

by Duke July 10, 2003