Baker's feet

The act of wearing socks halfway off the end of the foot to provide ankle ventilation. This creates a floppy baker's hat style area around the toes.

It's cold, why have you got your Baker's feet on?

by Refi September 16, 2018

monkey feet

An all encompassing term used to describe hairy human feet, especially feet that have hair on both the toes and the top of the feet. This type of affliction is more common among males.

He is extremely hairy - from his long hair to his monkey feet.

by California tomo January 5, 2008

wawa feet

flat footed walks with feet pointing to the sides rather the front

that wawa footed *%""!**^$ just squashed my toes and i stood at his side
specially to keep safe!
crab walking *""$£^^*%%$ wawa feet.

by Anna65 April 6, 2009

Happy Feet

The lamest movie ever made that has no story line really, and it's about a stupid tone def Pinguin that has tourettes syndrome and dances his life away.

I should not gone to the movies and spend 9 bucks to see Happy Feet because the movie sucked balls.

by DGAFPando November 24, 2006

happy feet

movements of the foot during masturbation when climaxing

Hey Sarge..look at this guy...he just got him some happy feet i bet

by laslo pitts July 15, 2007

Duck Feet

Forming of semen between the toes after jacking off in the shower.

After ejaculating in the shower, if you don't move your feet and let it go down the drain, it will gather between your toes giving you duck feet.

by chucktown dan August 9, 2008

arse feet

feet that smell really shitty, usually comes from wearing tennis shoes with sweaty feet and without socks

damn...nigga got arse feet

by Vince July 20, 2004