Ethan is a cocky son of a bitch. He is the kind of person to call you by the wrong name and he will talk about you behind your back in front of your face. He uses humor as a defense mechanism to hide his insecurities triggered by being the least favored child. He tries to drown his personal sorrows in sports, but is further sunken by his lack physical skill and his inability to perform *wink-wink*. His “friends” laugh at him rather than with him, but his ignorance of human interaction prevents him recognizing this. You could say his girlfriend is using him for money and transportation, but he doesn’t have one. In pictures he looks like a sock puppet caught on the wrong end of a mugging, and in person he looks worse. He tries to his face with a hat, worn so many times that there is sweat stain on it— and on his soul. He thinks he’s smart, which shows how dumb he is. He laughs loud to make people think he’s happy, but he’s not—he struggles internally, fighting for a ray of happiness. Ethan, if you’re reading this, necesitas ayuda.
by Elog June 5, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Hey Ethan wanna do this cool thing tomorrow?Ethan- "Yeah"/ (Next day) Ethan-waaaaa I don't wanna i'm scared
by Baring bot bop November 4, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. the basic white guy that has no hoes. his dick is obviously small considering his weak ass name. you already know that his stoke game weak also. he thinks he could possibly be a soundcloud rapper with his stupid ass walmart version of “fire” & this guy can’t fight for shit.
by Khyree the real nigga May 6, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Kind, great friend and gives the best hugs they can, be strange but when you get to know him he is so sweet
by Nugget_brain-98 December 9, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. An Ethan is a man who is loyal, faithful, and always over-protective to the people he cares for and loves. He's extremely handsome, or hot, whichever you like to say referring to a male. In my life time, I have met plenty of Ethan's, and most of them were sweet and very caring. If you ever meet an Ethan, I suggest you hug onto him and never let him go, because he will help you in any situation, even if it's a Life or Death one. Most Ethan's have extremely pretty eyes and hair, and they are brave, and never afraid to fight for the people he cares about.
Person 1: Is that an Ethan? He seemed super nice..
Person 2: Of course it is! Look at this eyes!
Person 1: You're right..
Person 2: Of course it is! Look at this eyes!
Person 1: You're right..
by MyNameIsLime June 13, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mi gusta February 25, 2019
Get the ETHANmug.