ehän

Personality is two sided. When nice, you feel safe around him. When mad, you’d want to flee his territory. Too pressured and underestimated. Hates meaningless beefs and solves irl shit easily(not things that turn really violent). Has good battle mindset. One of the masters of tactics once he knows all the necessary infos. Can’t take your stupid shit at unwanted times. You may call him a secret maestro, though not really because when he is lazy, he forgets he even breathes. Don’t give a shit about school but knows it’s important. Doesn’t like to socialize

“Imagine being as antisocial as ehän.”
- everyone

by kingof1750 November 12, 2019

ethan heshka

a man that sleeps on a bed of cement, but denies ever nutting in their before.

ethan heshka is are back again.

by KSI1209r7034704 December 10, 2019

Ethan Hurkett

Short like really short like the amount people who like Jacob Minecraft

I'm only 2 inches tall I must be Ethan Hurkett

by FuckItGeckoTime December 23, 2019

Ethan

Someone who is really into hentai, they're bat sh*t insane and will always talk about how hard they are. Girls fear him, boys also probably fear him. He is Ethan.

P1: Oh god Ethan just walked past me!
P2: Ew, you should have a shower.

by MFG12346 January 25, 2020

ethanbaiting

When you just want to vent about something bad with the course on your university WhatsApp group chat deliberately to invoke a snarky response from someone who will take the exact opposite opinion of you just to start shit.

Person A: that exam was real hard
Ethan: actually in my humblest Christian opinion it wasn't
Person B: Well done Person A, you've done an ethanbaiting. Proud are you?

by Space_boy69 May 16, 2020

ethan smith

deaf

im ethan smith, could you please speak up

by bbbbbllllllpppptttt June 3, 2020

Ethan weathers

A gay fucktard that everybody likes but is just a stupid annoying piece of shit that makes life miserable

Bro whyd u have to do that? That is such a Ethan weathers thing to do to someone you dick

by Dominic Awurum June 6, 2020