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South Elgin High School

A new high school located in South Elgin, IL. This school is infested with kids of the emo persuasion, as well as many gangsters (also, the ever unpopular wangsters) and slutty "popular" freshmen. There are a few nerds here and there, but do we really care about that? South Elgin is a place where heads are held high with pride and excitement, but most of the time that's just the drugs keeping the students so awake. Being a student or faculty member at South Elgin comes with it's risks, though. We all remember the m80 and the "gang fight" (which sadly never happened) of 2008. SEHS can be a place of warmth and contentment, too. I'm sure I speak for every student when I say that when I look out of the library window and I see those cows grazing on the farm across the field from the track, my heart goes to mush as I awe and take in that sweet, cow-stenchy air. Mm-mm. Other than all of this nonsense, there's really nothing more to say about South Elgin except it might just be the equivalent of a blister or a parent- it just won't go away.
Do you remember the m80?
At South Elgin High School?
Yeah!
Yep. Good times.
by handy dandy notebook October 18, 2008
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thomas the dank engine

A gamer who on csgo never stops and cant be beat
Thomas the dank engine joined we had all better quit
by thatonerager November 6, 2015
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Network Engineer

Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.
The damn programmers broke the servers again. Call in the Network Engineers to fix it.
by Nick Mitchell April 13, 2003
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Duke of Edinburgh Award

A demeaning and pointless school award system designed by public boarding schools to give the students (who board)something other to do than bum each other.
Things that are more fun than the award:

1) French kissing a dead cow
2) Being stabbed
3) Eating lightbulbs
4) Crawling through broken glass naked
by Neural April 6, 2005
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Hot engineering girl

A myth created by schools to attract more boys and by extension their daddy's money into their engineering programs
Guy in engineering class : Dude..omg there is a hot engineering girl in this class

Other guy: wtf she looks like a f'n creature of the deep
by vagbadger88 August 18, 2010
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Cheat engine Forums

This is a great general discussion and computer forum. It no longer has much to do with cheating or hacking, at least in the most popular sections. These sections include "Random spam", "Computer talk", General discussions", and "Art". The forum also includes many sections concerning the use of Cheatengine and hacking specific games. How did this happen? In April 2009, the maplestory section was removed from the forum. This was a big hit to the popularity of the forum because of how many of the senior members dwelled there. That was when a HUGE wave of idiots came to the forum ready to be spoonfed "EP1K HAX" for the games made by Artix Entertainment llc. The most faggot infected section was the Adventure Quest Worlds section. This all changed when in October 09, by request of AE, all of those sections were removed. Every last fucktard there left without a trace. Now, CEF has a smaller community, mostly in Random Spam.
WHY DOES HIS SIG SAY DEREP ME?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!?!?!?!????!!111

It's a script, fag. Everyone on Cheat engine forums is totally overusing it.
by Phox@CEF December 20, 2009
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masturbatorial engineer

Engineer with an emphasis in masterbation. Is usually well informed on lubrication viscosities and form. Will also spit out complicated algorithims while in the act of ejaculation.
I consulted a masturbatorial engineer to help reduce the stroke required for proper ejaculation.

I was going to be a civil engineer, because I wasn't smart enough to be a masturbatorial engineer.
by Lucky Johnston February 25, 2009
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