Dutch Oven

1. The act of passing flatulence while tightly bundled under covers or in a sleeping bag with another individual, thus creating a warm, pungent pocket of gas that is incredibly unpleasant to be party to.

2. An awful cooking show on RFD-TV ("Rural America's Most Important Network") mocked on a weekly basis by Joel McHale of The Soup.

1. My girlfriend kicked me out on the street after I gave ger a Dutch Oven last night. She still can't get the smell out of her hair.

2. Dutch Oven is the most unintentionally hilarious television program out there.

by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. February 24, 2008

dutch oven

When a person lying in bed with spouse pulls the covers all the way over their head & farts.

"She didn't want to wake up, so I put her in the dutch oven for a minute and watched her struggle to full consciousness."
*true story.

by Emcee Forz September 18, 2008

Dutch Oven Transfer

When one busts ass in an enclosed sleeping area, i.e. sleeping bag, dorm bed, etc., and wafts his/her dirty air into the adjacent sleeping area.

Tim: "Dude I just ripped some serious ass, must have been the wedges."

Jordan: "Oh man its inside my sleeping bag, you pulled a Dutch Oven Transfer. You motherfuckin' DOT'd me."

by lewjo954 May 26, 2008

dutch oyster

A load of cum shot out of a vagina

After I came, her vagina turned into a dutch oyster

by parker19777 November 12, 2008

dutch bike

Noun: A dutch bike is a clever verbal spoonerism for a butch dyke. It is used when you are trying to indicate to someone around you that there is a female in the vicinity who obviously looks very butch, but you don't want to make it obvious.

"Woah, hey Laura! There's a dutch bike pedaling on by to your 3 o'clock. What a beast!"

"I always wanted to travel to Holland to ride a ::points to dyke in a non obscure manner:: 'dutch bike'"

by Johnny5Aliiive January 17, 2008

Dutch Lumberjack

Sex act in which the male pushes or trips the female and she lands on her front side. Then the male yells "Timber" and falls over landing on her aiming his penis for her anus.

"I totally gave that ho a Dutch Lumberjack."

by Bobby Huff August 10, 2008

Dutch Helicopter

the act of having sex with someone, pulling out immediately before orgasm and cupping ones hands over ones penis during climax until the penis becomes ensconced in cum. wait 30 seconds, stand, flailing said penis in a circular motion while either screaming dutch helicopter or stimulating sounds made by a helicopter.

she didnt know what on earth i could do that could make the room as disgusting as possible so later on that evening i opted for the dutch helicopter.

by gdef1 January 29, 2010