Dominance dump

An act of supreme authority. The deed is performed by taking a shit directly in front of the person you are aiming to assert your dominance over. Complete eye contact must be maintained during the entire process.

My shitty boss wouldn't give me a raise so I went right into his office, shut the door behind me and took a dominance dump right on his desk.

by yourMa September 11, 2015

Side dump

While using anal beads in bed, you remove the beads in a quick lawn mower pull start type motion resulting in a reflex shit that has to be directed over the side of the bed.

Things got a little crazy last night....the side dump came up a little short. :(

by Mastermater208 December 7, 2015

Comfy Dump

When the bathroom is completely empty so you are free to comfortably poop at whatever volume and intensity you like without facing embarrassment.

since no one was in the Chipotle bathroom, I took the biggest and loudest comfy dump of all time.

by raynadayz April 27, 2017

Stump Dump

A shit so big it’s like passing a fucking tree stump out your asshole.

My as is torn up. I just took a stump dump.

by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017

Delivery Dump Truck

The Delivery Dump truck, is a truck that delivers your garbage to your house or somewhere else.

An example would be, a Donald Trump Poster or wall paper. Maybe you can find something good when they deliver stuff to you!

Marie: Harold, The Delivery Dump Truck Is coming!
Harold: Alright! More posters to burn for fun!
Marie: Don't burn any Shrek Movies!

by 1 Cool Guy March 3, 2019

Rump 'n' dump

To have a relationship with someone simply for sex; the second you you're tired of the sex you dump your partner.

Quite simply using your relation for sexual intercourse.

"Oh I hear you're no longer with Gabbie? Did you just bang her?"

"Yeah, correct, it was just a standard rump 'n' dump"

by Makaveli 14 October 25, 2012

Open Door Dumper

Takes shit without closing door and others are in the building.

I knew things wouldn't last between myself and that girl because she was an ODD (open door dumper)

by OMG it's Patty G February 15, 2015