Work Dump

Simply a dump at work. The only two logical reasons someone would ever take a dump at work is because it's a total fucking emergency or your boss is a total dick and you just want to be paid for sitting on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey boss I just took a 45 minute work dump, that's like 7 bucks just to wipe my ass.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.

by Mr.nj June 13, 2016

shame-dump

the first dump after just undergoing a loss, getting caught, getting fired, or anything else shameful. This can be used for thinking through the situation or re-thinking about what happened while taking a dump

Good game out there tonight, you gave it your all, go take your shame-dump and your shower and forget all about this, you guys suck who am I kidding?

by calishamedump December 25, 2010

Buff Dump

Evacuating ones bowels after working out. Usually filled with copious amounts of protein and semen.

Man, John just took a buff dump in that toilet.

by 12345SmithJohn August 24, 2016

Twitter dumping

An act thy is comprised of posting a large amount of photos on one's Twitter feed in an extremely small amount of time. Anyone who has notifications turned on for any page that they follow has experienced this. Most common with the porn pages on Twitter. No hash tags. No caption. Just 20 pictures posted in less than a minute.

*phone goes off*

Me: oh look. I Heart Cock (67k) just tweeted.

*phone goes off a second later*
Me: and they tweeted again
*phone goes off rhythmically, one every second*
Me: all this fucking Twitter dumping! FUUUCCCCKKKK *unsubscribes from "I Heart Cock (67k)"'s notifications.

by GG Allin February 12, 2021

Dump Bump

You go to a public restroom, have a bowel movement, and do a line of Cocaine.

I'm just heading to the bathroom for a dump bump

by Hotrodtikigod December 25, 2016

grumpy dump

A shit that hurts coming out. Grumpy dumps most often occur after eating spicy food, or can simply happen if you are just taking girthy shit.

Man, I just took a giant grumpy dump! I think my butthole is bleeding!

John took a grumpy dump upstairs! I think we are gonna need to call a plumber.

by Gringo no Brasil November 17, 2014

Aussie dump

The act of shitting-hovering ever so slightly over the rim of the toilet and facing the opposite direction(towards the flusher) In an attempt to create obtuse skid marks.

Ted:"woahhh those are some gnarly skid marks!
Douglas: "yupp, I took an Aussie dump"

by Ale07 June 1, 2012