Dukedepps Phone

his second phone (its cracked) also the man railed it once for a tiktok...

“dukedepps phone is cracked 😕”

by Messul / Dukedeppswhore March 24, 2021

Duke

The most powerful being in the planet.

Duke the handsome

by Mdawgswizzle April 30, 2021

Duke’s WiFi

Dukes WiFi is terrible he says he has the best WiFi in LA but it’s a lie he has McDonald’s WiFi🤨⁉️

“ duke’s WiFi is terrible 🙁💔”

by Willy.kirbert May 14, 2021

Duker syndrome

A syndrome that effects all people with names that rhyme with Duke.

Symptoms include retardedness, unfunniness and an addiction to flavored air.

Some people with the syndrome can suffer from silly goofiness. They also attempt to pass of the disease by approaching victims from the back and breathing on them silently. If they stand behind you for over 10 minutes without you noticing or smack their nic for more than 10 times in a row please contact a doctor immediately.

Lucas was just officially diagnosed with Duker Syndrome when he sat in his room alone on a Tuesday night smacking his cart.

by Pussyinniolator3000 April 13, 2022

Duke of West Harrow

An honorary title bestowed upon the diaspora of West Harrow cricket club. The holder of the title has the rights to call a Duke of West Harrow International XI match against any opposition as well as hunting, fishing, grazing rights and Prima Noctae on all the peasants and land within his locality.

Q) Are plans for the weekend?
A) I've been called up for the Duke of West Harrow International XI so I'll be swinging a stick at a ball in a stupid game of cricket all day. I'd rather be watching the rugby on the TV

by CurlyWurly58 August 25, 2023

Duke Silver

Ron Swanson's swingin', blues-playing alter-ego.

“As always, it is a thrill to be here during this wishing hour with you lovely ladies. Now relax, and let the Duke Silver Trio take you on a little journey…to yourself”

“Find safe haven in a warm bathtub full of my jazz”

by Lanky J August 28, 2023

Duke

Some retarded Russian boy who likes to get backshot's from some dirty Mexican. He loves saying the N word and is probably one of the most racict people on earth. I don't think his ass can go one day without saying the N word. he has around 4 weird ass friends, One is a stupid dirty Mexican who overstayed his visa and needs to be deported probably called Oscar Hernandez(basic ass Mexican name) and another one is probably some white hillbilly boy who loves trucks and shooting guns and is the most redneck person you know. Another one in some white kid who looks mexican and is supper fucking annoying, no one likes him and he jerks off in the bathroom. The last one is some asian that cant see out of his little eye slits and eats dog and rice everyday, no one can stand his ANNOYING ASS VOICE HE SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING RETARD. But Duke is suck a bad name i think his parents had a failed abortion and rolled a dice on the top 10 shittiest names on earth and it landed on 1 DUKE. If your named Duke you might as well kill yourself because that name is such a fucking ass name i couldn't stand living with a name like that. furthermore Duke pulls 0 hoes he probably is gay because he gets 0 HOES i think he kissed a guy once but that's just super gay. Hes also so fat because all he does all day is probably play pickle ball and play rainbow 6 siege and eats his food all day so he weights over 400 pounds, be careful by him if he sits on you your dead by the minute because has so fat.

Oscar: Hey duke did you hang out with that girl yesterday?

Duke:(mouth full of food) FUCK NO i was playing rainbow 6 siege all day and having e sex with some guy i hate girls

Oscar: bro thats kinda gay but anyways wanna go get backshots in my car

Asian kid: OH HELL NAH DUKE YOUR SO FAT AND GAY GET AWAY FROM ME

White mexican lookin boy: I AGREE YOUR SO FAT DUKE

by sokratis loves curry October 24, 2023