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Complex Multiversal Disorder

A CMD is when one or more universes experience a disorder including one, two, or no entities.
Bob: Hey John, have you seen my phone?
John: Uhh... I think its expiriencing a Complex Multiversal Disorder.
by olek0 July 15, 2022
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Psych Disorder Haven

An international online psych ward for the worlds most truly fucked up and cringy people.
Where did bob go?
Oh he’s involved in drama in Psych Disorder Haven right now
by yourmomisnotgay February 15, 2022
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Hull Schizoaffective Disorder

The disease people have who think hull is alright can be confused with Stockholm syndrome; If challenged on these firm beliefs you will find yourself being beaten by the delusional person, throw 50p their way and run.
by Octavian Hullford February 22, 2022
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Borderline Personality Disorder

The ultimate 'Frienemy' & 'Emotional trainwreck'

Sufferers of BPD are insecure, in need of social approval and cannot handle criticism (suffers include popular & charismatic people). BPD sufferers are 'frenemies' because they often try to make themselves feel better by putting down friends/family & drag them into their own self inflicted dramas. When friends/family (rightly) try to intervene it is typically interpreted as a personal attack/criticism which often results in a explosive reaction, BPD sufferers will blame everyone but themselves for their situation and will run away from their problems (sometimes literally) and will turn to alcohol/substance abuse and even self harm as it is seen as a quick way out of their current situation.

Although you wouldn't know it, the BPD suffers do actually feel shame for the drama they cause, but instead of changing their behaviour or seeking help they often only end up trying to run away from that doing more severe self-destructive behaviour eventually, for example: running away for the evening becomes sleeping the night rough, binge drinking becomes drug abuse, eating disorders becomes actual attempts on their own lives (i.e. overdose). It's a vicious circle which harms everyone caught in with the BPD sufferer.
Borderline Personality Disorder sufferer walks out of job, you try to encourage him to get his job back. He'll berate you and try to put you down, while getting drunk on your money at the bar, when you stand up to him he'll threaten you if you still don't back down he'll run away disappear for a week and hope everyone is too worried to bring up the topic. A few months down the line he does something stupid again and the pattern repeats getting slightly worse eachtime.
by Godsakes September 24, 2013
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Fight Club Disorder

A condition under which an individual mistakenly believes their life is an extension of the Film "Fight Club"
also,
the delusion that watching "Fight Club" has somehow made them a better person.

Symptoms often include and overuse of the term "Sheeple".
She keeps calling people Sheeple, she must have Fight Club Disorder.
by Tyler Turden July 29, 2013
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Olympic Obsessive Disorder

A condition in which the person is addicted to things about the Olympics. Otherwise know as "ODD"
John: Do you want to come outside and throw around a baseball or something?

Chris: No, the Olympics are on. I'm going to go and watch that as well as play my Olympic video game, drink from my Olympic cup, and write a story about the Olympics with my Olympic pen and Olympic themed paper.

John: Wow, you suffer from Olympic Obsessive Disorder!
by lightband December 18, 2011
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full mag disorder

The addiction of needing a full clip of bullets when playing a shooter game.
Ryan: OMFG i shot that guy but i ran out of bullets!
Ronny: well if you suffered from full mag disorder maybe you wouldn't have ran out of bullets and actually killed a guy this time.
by oD x Prodigyy December 14, 2010
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