Vector of disease

(n.) children, especially maskless children in pandemics, who run around unattended, spewing their disease with random whimsy.

Watch out! Vector of disease bearing down on you at twelve o'clock!

by Woodrow Saltpaw June 1, 2020

Gamer disease

When your pp is small amd non epic

"Yo did you hear that whelsy has Gamer disease

by The guy 42168 June 17, 2020

Halpert's Disease

A psychological compulsion in which the individual reacts to a stressful situation by looking sarcastically at a camera, real or imaginary. Named after the fictional character, Jim Halpert of the US Office.

"What the hell are you looking at?"
"I don't know, I... thought there was a camera..."
"Dude, you might have Halpert's disease."

by TheWisemanWB September 30, 2020

Parkingson's Disease

A deeply-rooted "like father, like son" physical/mental disorder that transcends several generations of male offspring; it involves each successive "son" misbehaving sexually just as soon as he gets his driver's license --- i.e., pulling over ("parking") and "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with any "cute young thing with boobs and a coochie" whom he happens to be dating and/or giving a ride somewhere. And heck --- most likely this lustful procreating is how many of the successive generations of these socially-irresponsible males have kept their DNA-lineage going so well and for so long --- Grampa was probably conceived this way, and then Grampa did the same thing himself when he reached puberty, and then Papa followed suit, and then Son, and...

For as long as I can remember, a majority of the young guys in this town have been "doing da bouncy-bouncy" with girls in their back seats on the lane down by the old fishing-pier... sound like Parkingson's Disease to me!

by QuacksO October 18, 2017

Neistats Disease

The uncontrollable urge to "DO MORE".

Man, Birdsnake has been working so hard... I think he has Neistats Disease.

The millennial population suffers from Neistats.

I'm a baller/hustler/boss I got the Neistats! I never stop, I can't stop, I won't stop!

by IamAmandaBrown April 19, 2018

Demonic Disease

A disease where a person is acting more crazy and aggressive than usual. They also comes to where they almost killed someone. This isnt physically disease , its mentally disease. It can be also be cured.

Yandere has a demonic disease.
Alyssa has a demonic disease.
Beware of people who have demonic disease.

by StarShiner02 March 31, 2017

BS Disease

Short for Boring Site Disease. When a website is so incredibly boring that it has the ability to infect people reading the website. Symptoms may include: drowsiness, inability to focus, zombie-like behavior, yawning, and an intense need to show everyone how boring it is.

My boss updated our site today. I think it has BS disease because I saw everyone passed out at their desks after we were all told to read the new content.

by PullARabbitOut April 19, 2017