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devonism

someone who is blonde, and while slightly booksmart, they lack common knowledge skills. When asked a common question... the response is outrageous and called a devonism
hey what's 17 +17? ...28.

man what a devonism!

"why do they need to see a ree-zooms on our application?"

"why are we exciting into traffic?"

"Is the Rockefeller Center named after the clothing line Rockafella?"
by C.EM. March 31, 2010
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Deacon

A small person who says is strong but is extremely weak and acts like the small dick he has. He doesn't have that many friends because he can be easily overlooked. The only way he can be noticed is if a person is smart enough to acknowledge the small importances in life. He mentions that he can beat anyone (but let's face it, a 5-feet person against a 6-8 feet person, who would you think would win.) and doesn't use his brain at all which makes him an idiot.
person: oh hey i didn't notice that small kid over there
other person: his name is Deacon apparently
person: is he still in 1st grade?
other person: probably
by CheekyScrubLord999 June 3, 2018
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DeConte

A badly Americanized Italian name that embodies strength, ferocity, passion, and a deep ability to love and be loyal. The men are handsome, and the women are...not your average woman. Let's put it this way: "That's a lot of woman!". Some of you may ask how much, and I'm not just talking physically either. :-P

Anyone who marries into a family of them must realize and understand the insanity, and be fully prepared for all manner of eccentricities. If you cannot cope with massive family dysfunction and oddity, this is the wrong part of the pool to possibly be spreading your genes in.
The DeConte women swing their feet to the floor and Satan yells "Crap, they're awake!"
by Lady So Divine April 5, 2009
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Deacon Bumps

noun: the bumps that are located either on the rolls or just the back of a deacon's neck
Deacon Bumps on the rear neck
by tommy01 April 19, 2009
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Deconbobulated

To have an idea discounted by a superior, or boss. This word is used frequentley in the product design industry to emphasise the frequency of substandard design ideas.
Robin totally deconbobulated me today, my works just not good enough!
by timmik May 11, 2009
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deconomics

wasteful or un-economical! the opposite of economical going out of your way to waste money, time or resources!!
like taking a girl out on a date even though your not going to get laid thats just deconomics!!
by denyen September 20, 2009
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Devonstated

- Typically relating to harsh and indirect revenge of one female towards another.

1. How a girl feels after she has had her relationship ruined when her boyfriend cheated on her with the girl that she was continually mean to with no provocation.

2. Typically defining a very calculated revenge directed to a another that has pissed you off severely by the total devastation of their relationship, which was unrelated to the original offense.
Girl A was constantly cruel to girl B, who, in turn slept with girl A's boyfriend as an act of revenge. After making sure girl A was thoroughly devonstated by the loss of the relationship, girl B quickly dumped him, as she had no real interest in him in the first place.
by bitchesizcrazy February 6, 2010
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