carrot cock

When you masturbate with too much tanning lotion and have a jaundiced member the next day.

I can't believe I used Build-A-Tan to beat off when I was drunk last night. Now I've got fuckin' carrot cock.

by MerkMeister January 6, 2009

Carrot

What Bruno Mars Hooligan fans call his penis

There's only one carrot and they all gotta share it

by Hooligan JB April 11, 2015

Carroting

A woman having Sexual pleasure with the use of a carrot.

Nika B. :"Have you ever tried carroting? "
Paula V. :" Nah, what's that?

Nika B. :"Oh, that shoving a carrot into your pussy, it's real good! "
Paula V. :" Well there is only one way to find out if it's good"

by Carrot man111 January 6, 2017

Carrot Dick

A penis that is thick at the base and very narrow at the tip. Often not very good at pleasuring your girl

Girl: Take your pants off

Guy: I can’t, I have a carrot dick.
Girl: Gross

by babyyyyy88 December 31, 2017

Anal Carrot

Term used to describe a penis after having anal sex. Used as a derogatory term.

That dude is such an anal carrot.

by Justin Hull August 15, 2007

Alexandera carros

Slut bisexual that goes around looking for trans people to rape

Alexandera carros is a faggggg

by 69696999 May 8, 2019

dipping the churro in chocolate

To have anal sex.

To have anal sex with a Spaniard.

To have anal sex and wishing you had a churro instead of butt pains.

Bro 1: "Hey did you go to Spanish Club last night?"

Bro 2: "Yeah, and I saw a guy dipping the churro in chocolate."

Bro 1: "Don't go to Spain."

by collapsing-a-hole March 20, 2010