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Contact Die

walking into the shitstorm that is either cinematic torture or auditory rape.
I went to my friends house the other day and they were watching the Hannah Montana moive and I got a contact die
by Mr. Squee July 27, 2009
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Contact Change

When a member of the opposite sex changes their contact on your phone to something erotic.
"She totally wants him, she contact changed from Jackie to I want Jackie's sexy bod".
by LyanRach July 27, 2009
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cantanker

to fulfill the qualities of being a cantankerous whore.
amanda: "Aaron, quit making fun of me for my inability to cook." *aaron gets slapped* Matt- "AMANDA!! quit cantankering you cantankerous whore"
by socswimball13 September 11, 2011
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contack

A term to describe cheesy moments and superfluous interactions in science-fiction, or in scary films.
You totally missed first contack of the film. She took off her helmet and the alien greeted her by hugging her head.

See also: Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie or Scary Movie
by ruje October 13, 2011
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Cunt-a-zarous

A person who is such a big cunt, that he get's upgraded to a cunt-a-zarous. Ranked as the number 1 curse word in the cunt category. Number 3 is the normal "Cunt" which is behind the word "Thundercunt".
I hate you. You're a cunt-a-zarous
by Ansaos April 25, 2013
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cantaloupe juice

The mixture of cum, spit, and whatever lube is used after a nice titfuck. Often also slurped up.
You should've seen her chug my cantaloupe juice last night.
by Kroniso May 15, 2016
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Contact lenses

YOU USE THEM TO CHANGE YOUR UGLY EYES (this is a joke xD)
Your eyes arent ugly lol 💖 contact lenses.
by LeahDaLeLemon May 27, 2021
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