bald cop cruiser

a police car that is marked but doesn't have the standard party lights rack on top but does have the police livery or insignia unlike fully unmarked po-pos

man, that bald cop cruiser totally nailed me on the freeway for merging out of the HOV on a double-yellow

DUDE!? are you fucking high? you're gonna blow past that bald cop cruiser!

by sodoenam August 2, 2011

cruise room

noun: the bathroom.
only use if your name is tony

hey my name is tony. where yo' cruise room be at foo-schnikins??

by tony June 8, 2003

FJ Cruiser

"FJ CRUISER", better known by its real non-abbreviated name, the Fag Jeep Cruiser... Is a cheap Toyota Jeep knock off. It was specifically designed for those with less testicular fortitude than Jeep owners. It's best known to be seen driven by girly men who want it known that their anus is open for business. It is also commonly driven by Brazilians.

"I drive an FJ CRUISER and have a small penis"

"I drive an FJ CRUISER because I'm not man enough to drive a Jeep"

by Fugazi June 30, 2014

Cruise Control

Receiving a blowjob or handjob from the passenger while driving the vehicle.
(Pun meaning the driver is "cruising" in the car, while the passenger is "controlling" the driver's penis)

"I was gettin' some cruise control the other day in the car, it was great!"

or

Friend: "Dude, what took you so long to get here?!"
You: (Spoken in a sarcastic manner) "I was on cruise control the whole way here."

by Larzz69 October 13, 2009

PT Cruiser

A modest attempt at Art Deco stylings on an affordable car. Its steep lines and smooth ride make it ultimate transport for driving to Fire Island.

Surfer Wannabe: Damn, that PT Cruiser almost looks like a woodie from a great distance.

Surfer Wannabe's Friend: PT Cruisers are very popular in South Beach & Fire Island.

Surfer Wannabe: Hmmm. Maybe I'll stick with my Hyundai.

by jokester45 April 7, 2009

Dune Cruiser

Slang for someone of Middle Eastern decent. This is a politically correct term.

I hope we can come to a peaceful agreement with those DUNE CRUISERS.

by frack_rock March 9, 2011

carnival cruise

the best damn thing ever. go on the destony. room 7-195 is the best. there are fucking hot guys on there june the 4th 2010. port of miami then i went to jamica then ochois rios.

carnival cruise

by abckjz July 6, 2010