tom cruise

when you shove as many fully charged vibrators as you can up your rectum. Using an entire gallon of industrial strength superglue to seal your asshole shut to keep them in, then afterwards going to work and running to turn them on.

why won't the intern sit still?

he's just doing a tom cruise.

by anton blavatsky February 25, 2021

Sunset cruise

When you go to a bathhouse between the hours of 8am and 2pm for the early bird special.

I'm going on a sunset cruise to get some action from the older daddies.

by Stephen Ratkovich November 29, 2015

critter cruising

Attempting to make inappropriate sexual advances towards a minor

Person 1: “Hey, did you see that guy hanging around the school gate during recess?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he seemed creepy. I think he might be planning on critter cruising. Should we tell the police?"

by Purplax May 9, 2024

Topgun Photo Cruise

When you fly upside down for the sake of getting an unobstructed view out your canopy for taking pictures.

The other day I pulled a Topgun Photo Cruise.

by RedOne77 July 6, 2018