cookered

To be "cooked in the head." Probably comes from "fried" or "brain fried." Imagine how someone would act if their brain was at least partially cooked. Could mean under the influence of drugs/alcohol or someone acting crazy or out of the ordinary.

Dude, did you see that guy in McDonalds last night drunk and singing Duran Duran using an Ice Cream cone? He was totally cookered!

by UrbanDictionarianGod January 7, 2016

ChOOkiE

derived from Chookiesaur.
A cute, irresistable, affectionate individual.

I love you Chookie baby.

by Chooks September 2, 2005

Cooked

When a person has been roasted so badly that they have essentially been cooked.

Guy 1: *Wearing ripped clothes, baggy shorts, etc*
Guy 2: "Boi, you look so poor that mans in Africa would start a charity for you."
Guy 3: "Jheeeze, mans got COOKED!"

by Darker_Tron_Man December 7, 2017

Dane Cook

(Verb) To steal someone elses original material, specifically a joke.

"Thats a funny joke, but you totally Dane Cooked it from Victoria."
"Yeah Dane Cook does do that."

by Angebones June 7, 2009

Dane cook

He is a comedian, who mainly walks back and forth on stage, jumps around, screams and talks about how much he wants to be a rocker.

Some think he is hilarious, some think he is annoying as all fuck....its up to you if you like him or not.

Dane cook: *yyeaarrruuuhhh!!!* *starts jumping and screaming at the part of the "joke" which is supposed to be funny*

by boredloserwithnogodamnlife February 24, 2011

crookhey school

A shit school near The middle of no where with loads of chavy lads from all over the place and afew skets from all over the place riddled with scruffs and shitty staff

"I might go to crookhey school"

"Really,I heard one of the girls there shagged there brother"

by My nan has a dick April 7, 2019

Cooked cunts

OFF CHOPPS ON ANY AND ALL CONTABAND TO FULLEST EXTENT

Hey Bro

Who you living with now ?

I got Smack head Crack head and Inbreed staying with me at the moment there
Fucken Cooked Cunts , ay

by Cuntry April 18, 2018