croyve

Exclamation of disdain and scorn used in response to any embarrassing social faux pas. Humiliates the speaker by drawing attention to their guilelessness.

Person 1: Does anybody still have their old Game Boy Color so we can trade Pokemon and make them evolve faster?
Person 2: Croyve!

by WJ232 July 2, 2010

crotchwhore

a rotten skanky slut; hooker; tramp
one who sells her body for illicit substances.

Yeah! She definitely looks like a crotchwhore to me!

by hunnybunny666 January 5, 2011

crowsies

To split a food time, most often a dessert, with another diner who feels incapable or unwilling to consume the entire food stuff portion independently.

Oooh look, donuts! Who wants to go crowsies on this Boston Cream?

by Dr.Jslammajamma October 26, 2011

crow mob

A blow job. A euphemism to be used in the presence of small children or nuns.

To avoid having sex with him, I gave him a crow mob.

I love to crow mob because I'm a filthy slut.

by funnychick29u0835 December 27, 2011

crotch fuzz

1. n. the lint left behind on a person's underpants particularly after wearing a brand new pair, or going commando.

2. n. the prepubescent beginnings of pubic hair.

3. n. insult: similar to "dingleberry."

4. n. term of endearment between two home girls.

"I've got some serious crotch fuzz going on in my pants."
"Your opinion isn't even worth crotch fuzz."
"What up, crotch fuzz"

by Hildeekat April 24, 2013

crotch curlies

A synonym for pubic hair.

Yo bro, you left your crotch curlies all over the shower.

by dainuoti December 15, 2013

Crocadildo

The chopped off and preserved in dill pickle juice penis of an unconscious crocodile. Often used as fancy dildo. Can be brought out at special occasions.

Girl- *unwraps present* "what is it?"
Friend- "it's a crocadildo"
Girl- "my years of waiting are over!"

by El domarino July 4, 2014