crimpin

A cripple that excels in the art of pimping. This trait is usually found in an individual with no use of their legs, loud and rowdy attitude, and always surrounded by a group of followers.

Everyone knows Gardner, that kid is straight crimpin.

by baldwinofdeath February 25, 2010

Chimpwad

1) a wad of chimp (spunk).
2) an ignorant douchebag.

1) My chimpwad was kind of yellow earlier- should I see a doctor?
2) You, sir, are the biggest and most rancid chimpwad I have ever seen! Urkel could probably beat the shit out of you!

by Big Chimper July 16, 2003

chimp dick

a person who's penis is of very small stature and almost concave really, similar to a chimpanzee's penis, which can reach up to a whopping 1.5" fully erect!

jeez stacy said bill got chimp dick, it's so small!

by islander time July 2, 2010

Chimping

When someone excessively emails people. Borderline spam.

Man, Chris keeps chimping me night and day!

by 0irish October 9, 2012

chimpzilla

AMD. (from The Inquirer). Compare to chipzilla.

We all wonder when chimpzilla's stock price will overtake chipzilla's

by Isaac February 19, 2005

Chimping

Making an attempt to jump over a chair while eating a Chipotle burrito in a shopping mall.

Holy fuck that guy is chimping.

by TheHairyGhost October 30, 2014

chimpanzee

An ugly-ass mother fucker. Someone whose face is extremely janked and actually looks like a monkey.

"Fix your mother fuckin' face nigga, look at these fuckin' chimpanzees, bunch of fuckin monkies"-Curtis 50 cent Jackson (Do It Myself-Young Buck)

"Dude look at this guy in the Spanish book!"
"Man that is one ugly-ass dude, he looks like a fucking chimpanzee"

Note: In the Holt Spanish Ven Conmigo #3 spanish book there is actually a guy who looks like a chimpanzee in chapter 2.

by Sergio Carvidas October 12, 2006