cricket

verb. to purposely ignore a phone call or text message in an attempt to seem cooler or more important that the sender

Bear: Hey chopper, you should text that slut Brittany that you banged last night.
Chopper: I texted her twenty minutes ago, she's cricket-ing me.

Bear: slut
Chopper: that's right

by buzzw September 11, 2012

cricketting

The subtle act of stimulating your penis using just your legs by rubbing them together; usually performed in public. Done correctly, cricketing can provide a very stimulating experience.

Dude did you see the girl in the front row, I couldn't stop cricketting, I got jizz in my shoes now

by Dog_vagina June 28, 2015

cricketers tan

Having a V neck and lower arm tan after standing in the field all day. But everywhere else is pale e.g your body and legs ( known to non cricketers as a T shirt tan )

"Yours arms and neck are really tanned but the rest of you is Pale, how's that possible?"

"That's because I play cricket, this is a cricketers tan"

by CricBadger July 28, 2016

cricket face

Someone with big beady eyes who's jokes are unoriginal and boring

This dude got cricket face!

by Big tits 203 May 12, 2016

crickets

When in a social media setting (FB, Twitter) etc... the original poster sends out something and is asked for people to respond in kind. Depending on the political/social view of the original poster or others who are of the same mindset- are posting- then an opposing view is published with reliable facts to back up the response. Then in true fashion when facts don't matter over "feelings" these crickets stop responding because they know they have been exposed.

Hey Mary... I noticed that in my response to your fake article that has ben exposed, you did not respond to the facts I (and others) have sent you to respond to? I am guessing you must just be one of those crickets who just can't use facts over feelings?

by JerseyBorn55 April 16, 2017

cricket

Slang word for a black person. Most often used when referring to a group of blacks.

Most male crickets end up in prison.

by Rooster1969 March 25, 2017

crickets

The response when someone says something to another, or to a group, and there is no response.

Jeff suggested we go to dinner. Crickets.

by mmandeveille April 10, 2017