burnt crab

The act of having sex whilst on a beach with sand so hot it scalds the skin afterwards.

That female was asking for it on the beach. I told her don't blame me for the burnt crab at dinner.

by Shina Kusashi March 27, 2011

Thwarted Crab

When you wrap both of a girls legs around her head during sex then begin harpooning her with your love sword, a relentless vicious assault, mercilessly laying siege until either the sex position is lost or an intervention is made.

mate, I got her good. Decimation by the thwarted crab

by Proffessor Muscle November 14, 2019

Crab Whale

A vicious whale that slams you 7 times in the water. It also has 5 rows of teeth with sharp claws that will rip your skin apart. If you ever encounter one, you're dead, considering that it is 100 meters long, 100 tons, and swims at an astonishing 100 mph. This is referred to as "The triple 100".

Watch out! There's a gigantic Crab Whale in the water!

by MajesticElements December 16, 2017

Crab Circles

Circular areas, on or around the lips that infested with crabs (pubic lice)

"AH STAY AWAY YOU GOT CRAB CIRCLES!"

by bolar November 7, 2009

crab crawling

When you finger pop 2 girls on either side of you, therefor moving you hands like a crab

Taylor went crab crawling this two sluts last weekend

by wellhungkid March 30, 2014

Throwing the crab

When a neurodivergent person greets another neurodivergent person by shaping their body like a crab. Similar to random noise greetings by neurodivergent people. This is also how neurodivergent people test new people.

I wasn't sure about the new group of people at the party, so i tried throwing the crab. I immediately found another neurodivergent person and we hung out away from the normies.

by Girulem March 17, 2022

Mudbutt Crabs

excessive diarrhea; made popular by Dave Chappelle on "Chappelle's Show," in such skits like "Ribs" and "Black Man on a White Toilet". Could also be spelled "muddbutt." And Crabs: A tiny bug like creature that will infiltrate the pubis maximus, and lead you to isle 3 at the local pharmacy for some blue ointment.. except in this case you’re not going anywhere because the mudbutt, so you’re screwed.

Michael: I can’t come into work today because I’m sick. *ahhhh*
Michaels Boss: Yeah I could hear it, it sounds like you have Mudbutt Crabs, you should stay home, like forever, we don’t want you here with that bullsh*t. Everyone at work discussed it annnnd everyone thinks it’s best that you don’t come back, so... you’re fired.

by Commander_Shepard December 14, 2018