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Coleton

Someone who is a strong southern man. He is a one girl at a time type man and he treats every woman like a gem. He loves the outdoors and his truck. At most times he is working but he is always trying to be the best he can be. Coletons are traditional romantics. They are respectful to anyone and handle situations with responsibility.
Wow Coleton got a huge buck when he went hunting.
Coleton treats his girlfriend like a queen.
by LittleAce July 31, 2018
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Coser

A woman (usually a tennager) that uses air, tissues or paper to make the illusion that their breasts are larger than they really are. False advertisement.
"God Ashley is such a Coser!"
by Snarkle Janglebond May 19, 2006
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Comet Hyakutake

a spectacular comet that came close to the Earth in early 1996. It was a total surprise for the public so the end-of-the-millenium doomsayers and New Age crackpots couldn't bombard us with their superstitious bullshit. It was visible to the unaided eye and was "something to talk about" in the office and computer lab. It sported an unusually long tail. A thrill. Mere months after the comet's appearance, Comet Hale-Bopp graced our skies.
Comet Hyakutake was discovered by the Japanese astronomer Yuji Hyakutake. The brilliance of the comet made Yuji a celebrity, particularly in Japan.
Comet Hyakutake got a lot of attention when it passed near Earth in the spring of 1996.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 22, 2008
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closeting

The act of a guy and a girl going into a closet at their friend's house, in order to get away from the sounds of their other friends getting busy on the futon in the living room. The guy and the girl in the closet then get busy themselves.
Dude, we were closeting to get away from the sound of the two of them dry humping
by Cause of closeting October 11, 2010
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Closet Bro

Any (usually) white American male that attempts, sometimes successfully, to convince everyone around them that they are not a bro, despite a certain and varying penchant for decidedly bro-like activities or beliefs; frequently using sexual experience to demand respect from one's friends, expressing a desire to fight others, an enjoyment and subsequent short-lived obsession with whatever mainstream rap song is currently "hot", open objectification of women, using ability and ever-readiness to drink heavily to assert dominance and respect within a social group, etc. are all telltale signs of a Closet Bro's true nature.

Note: Closet Bros know on some level what they are, and are afraid to admit, perhaps even to themselves, their bro-tendencies. They guard themselves against reality by vehemently proclaiming a hatred for bros; this only serves to aggravate the situation, making their bro-ness even more painfully obvious to their peers.
Example One

Mike: Hey man, I heard you were hanging out with Vanessa. How's that going?

Kyle: Dude, I hit it and quit it. That bitch don't mean sh-

Mike: Closet Bro! You!

Example Two

Dave: So Kyle was giving me a ride home, right? And we're sitting at a stoplight, when all of a sudden he turns on the radio and starts blasting a T Pain song. I just opened my door and got out.

Paul: I always kind of suspected that guy was a bro.
by Pharg March 10, 2009
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Closet Democrats

Registered Republican voters who previously supported Putin’s Pawn but who are so disgusted with the GOP that they will be covertly voting across the board for Democrats in the upcoming elections.
Of course I’m a lifelong Republican but that doesn’t mean I’m not one of the Closet Democrats who will be choosing to vote against fascism!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019
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Howard Cosell

1960s/70 sportscaster; disliked wholeheartedly by most Americans.
Howard Cosell was loud, obnoxious, and opinionated; thus, he was a successful sports personality.
by Diggity Monkeez February 10, 2005
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