dont get cooked stay of the hook

A term used in splatoon 2 used in the news channel

Dont get cooked stay of the hook!

by Woomy69 April 1, 2019

Cooker

Australian slang for an anti-vaxxer. They are usually against mask mandates, lockdowns and state/international border closures. Many believe in outlandish conspiracy theories.

Can often be seen posting misinformation on Facebook, telling people to "do your own research" and protesting in the streets against "tyranny" and for freedumb. Often votes for One Nation or United Australia Party, but not always.

Comes from "cooked" which is a more polite version of "fucked"

Compare with MAGA in the US, or the trucker convoy in Canada.

"Canberra has a thriving new hobby: watching the cookers" - Canberra Times, 17 May 2022

by Wallywat July 12, 2022

dane cook

Dane Cook is an American comedian that does screen acting and stand-up comedy. His stand-up comedy is mostly observational. Cook is considered by many to be the funniest comedian to walk this planet. His CD “Retaliation” was on the top ten hits list for a wile. His most famous routines include topics such as someone getting struck by a vehicle, run-ins at “the Wall” and the “sangwich, and the "Heist/Monkey". He has also coined the word “BAMF” short for Bad Ass Mother Fucker and created the Su-Fi (Super Finger). Cook has come out with 2 CD’s so far (“Harmful if Swallowed” and “Retaliation”) and has appeared in numerous movies and numerous TV talk shows and comedy programs such as Saturday Night Live.

"Hahahaa. That Dane Cook is a silly bitch."

by Mr. Different April 23, 2006

Cooke

Referring to someone with qualities of a penis.

Wow, only cookes use akimbo model 1887's.

by Scrubdoodle June 13, 2010

Kristy Lee Cook

American Idol Season 7 contestant. Complete and total hotness. Can't sing worth a damn, but she is hot.

Damn! Kristy Lee Cook can't sing worth shit, but I want to put my penis in her mouth.

by Bombguy March 22, 2008

Cooked

An Australian term for someone who chuffed a durry so hard they experience a nicotine high and get all fucked up.

Good on the silly bastard trying to get a light for a wet fag. Daft cunt's already fucking cooked!

Pollys so cooked he can't even hold the dart in his mouth properly the fucker, want a cracker you mad cunt

by nullboy June 1, 2016

Ranger-cooker

The Blackhawk helicopter, aka Crash-hawk, as it relates to that chopper's propensity to crash or have a "hard-landing" for no particular reason, and then summarily catch fire and/or explode so as the helicopter's occupants, usually hapless army light-infantrymen, are burned and roasted into crisy-critters.

"Another Ranger-cooker went down outside BIAP yesterday:
One-team of Rangers trapped-inside,
One-team of Rangers kentucky-fried."

by goodcop8 January 8, 2007