Lost Control 

When you are playing a game and suddenly your mouse flies away. Infuriated, you stand up and piss all over your keyboard. The pressure from the urine hitting the keys will always type out "im losing control!!!". Sometimes there can be more or less exclamation marks depending on how fast you piss.

you remember that guy who takes 2 second piss? Ya he lost control the other day and hit at least 9001 exclamation marks.

Lost Control by FlyingBallsack July 29, 2009

Mind control 

When you get controlled by some random ugly bitch named Auden

Ahhh I’m being mind controlled by an ugly bitch

Mind control by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Quality Control 

A position at a wealthy company created because the company owner had a silver spoon son who needed a job to pay for his closet panama red habbit. When the son stopped nursing his daddy's titay his daddy kept the position but filled it with a psuedo-titay-sucking-son. Often referred to as boss's pet.

Owner #1 'I just can't seem to find anyone to properly fill my Quality Control position.'

Owner #2 'I can send over a great guy from my department. He's just off the chapped lips list and is ready for more Quality Control.'

Quality Control by Kshoop January 28, 2007

the out of control nip 

When two good friends (usually girls) are lying on a couch next to each other eating snacks together, laughing, and watching TV, and then out of nowhere, they start wiggling their bodies, going crazy, and screaming like linda blair from the exorcist!

Ali: Hahahaha this is my fave episode of family guy.

Hayley: I know, but before it starts, its time for.....

Ali: The out of control nip!

Both girls: AHHHA AHHH AHAHHAAH AHOOOOOO AFHADLIEJAO

the out of control nip by yoguyz May 17, 2009

Cruise control 

The vaginal, anal, and oral penetration of a woman while she is jacking off two men. All of the 5 men penetrate their assigned orifice for 6 minutes, and then switch off. The total time for the activity is 30 minutes. Cruise Control is mainly intended to humiliate the woman in question

Girl: For my boyfriend's birthday, I agreed to Cruise Control him and his four closest friends. I think I got to know each of them a little bit better after their cocks were in me.

Cruise control by White Bread May 1, 2006

self control 

Being able to retain ownership of the remote in a large family is known as having self control.

He can watch anything he wants, anytime he wants regardless of how many others would rather be watching something different. Now that's what I call self control.

self control by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007

Girth Control 

A woman's state of being so overweight that nobody would want to have sex with her, thus reducing her chances of becoming pregnant to zero.

It looks like Kirstie Alley has gained another 100 pounds from her latest diet of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia; she must be on girth control.

Girth Control by octopus-5 January 25, 2010