conservative

someone who calls liberals snowflakes but then has a temper tantrum at the sight of a gay couple in public

Lmao that conservative just ran out of arguments as usual

by remysbigfatbussy August 11, 2020

Conservative

The political movement that has been on the wrong side of every issue since the beginning of recorded human history.
Notable examples: The Dark Ages, The Catholic Church vs Galileo, "Peace in our Time" -Neville Chamberlain on Nazi appeasement

Oh, that group of anti-vaxxers protesting outside of the hospital? That's such a Conservative thing to do.
Abortion laws? Again, super Conservative.
Slavery? You guessed, it Conservatism

by FunkyBunchesofOats September 16, 2021

Conserve School

1. A place in the Northwoods that is like hell on Earth, but cold.
2. Where the Admin shove the word community down the throats of the students and then throws all of the school alleged "values" out the window to teach the students a lesson
3. Where the heads of the school like to make examples out of students, the worse the punishment the better
4. A place where if you are from Serbia and can play basketball you are automatically excepted, no matter how smart you are and if you are one of these foreign basketball boys you are excempt from all punishment

"Shit...my parents are sending me to Conserve School..."
"It's okay man, they will expell you soon anyways..."

by Elaine Donahue April 22, 2008

conservative

A conservative is someone who adheres to principles of personal responsibility, moral values, and limited government, agreeing with George Washington's Farewell Address that "religion and morality are indispensable supports" to political prosperity.12
Former President Ronald Reagan said, "The basis of conservatism is a desire for less government interference or less centralized authority or more individual freedom."3

A conservative view as in politics, or being a true patriot of the Great Country of America. Your values and world view,

by progressivecrusher September 30, 2011

conservatavia

of a conservative bent. A blanket statement for things, issues, or persons relevant to American conservatism

Fox News, the Tea Party, Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck, Ayn Rand, Ronald Reagan, The Republican Party would all fall under the umbrella of conservatavia.

by Dark Twain March 5, 2012

conserahole

(Con-ser-a-hole) 1.) Combination of the words conservative and asshole. A direct response of the usage of the word libtard used by ultra conservatives to denigrate anyone whose opinion deviates from their own. 2.) A militant society or individual that claims superiority by virtue of their religion, or citizenship and is intolerate of any other point of view other than their own.

Look at the idiot wearing the vote for Trump t-shirt, must be a conserahole, a conservative asshole.

by Soap box Sally November 1, 2015

conservajizz

Both literally and metaphorically a conservajizz is any conservative that is in the habit of slurping up Putin's excess jizz or sperm that oozes out of Trump's flabby old asshole. Metaphorically this could represents all of Congress. Taken literally this would mean Paul Ryan...

REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN: Hey Paul Ryan, are you going back to work on the Health Care Bill?
PAUL RYAN: No... Putin is over at the Trump Tower tonight packing Trump in his asshole so I thought I'd 'conservajizz' instead...

REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN: Wonderful. Any chance I could lick whatever spunk you don't swallow?

PAUL RYAN: Nope! I'm a tight ass punk kiss ass bitch and I want all of Putin's shit stained jizz that drips out of Trump's anus for myself.

by ECHOROCK June 4, 2017