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Life Coach

A life coach is a narcissist who is trying to capitalize on their capacity to make others believe they’re better than them. They generally are pretty messed-up themselves and will try to influence you into adopting a life style that resembles theirs because of course they got it all figured out. A life coach is likely teach questionable mindsets such as toxic positivity and empty empowerment or to give uneducated advice about nutrition, exercise, weight loss, mental health, career and love life, only to name a few. They might also try to lure you into sketchy practices such as multi-level marketing, alternative medicine, crystals and similar pseudoscience concepts.
My vegan yoga instructor with zero education has offered to become my life coach for a mere 300$ a month!
by Powercat The Gamer November 7, 2022
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Coach

An adjective that is close in definition to the word "sick".
Derived from the noun Coach, meaning a person of expertise that has plenty of skill and knowledge.
Man your new ride is too coach!
I know bro, check out the chrome 22s!
by IBZam September 26, 2011
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Coach

A company that makes handbags for people who can't afford Louis Vuitton.
Hey look at that chick. She's wearing coach. Poor bum.
by bobthefashionsnob January 26, 2011
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chonch

To make plans to meet somewhere and not show up
Aaron made plans to meet for sushi but he chonched us.
by big_hot_carl July 22, 2010
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La Conchita

A small coastal community in Southern California, between Carpinteria and Ventura.
A constant cause of traffic congestion because of it's awkwardly designed freeway access points. Also has a bike path right beside the freeway, which faggot bicyclists in spandex use a lot.
Quite a shitty looking place, even if it is on the coast.
If they bulldozed La Conchita traffic would flow much smoother.
Those fucking cyclists should be run over.
by naknumm August 29, 2007
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coach

A mall-quality leather goods company, established in the late 1940's. Wearing a Coach purse is not as bad as wearing a Fossil, but it's hardly the equivalent of a Vuitton, Gucci, Prada, Marc Jacobs, etc, etc. Especially annoying are those who claim they are 'addicted' to the inferior-brand accessory store.
I whipped out my Fendi purse in front of Kate, bringing her to tears at the realization that she'll never be able to afford anything better than Coach.
by trendier than thou August 3, 2006
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Coach Z

A coach/rapper who will drink up all the Hennessey you got on your shelf. He also has a very odd way of saying certain words (i.e. job-JORB).
Hey Pom Pom, check out this funky bass groove- a do rear a do rick a do rear a do rick
by Seymour Butz August 14, 2003
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