combobulator

Noun. Describes a very organized person, someone who has their life in order, someone who is anal.

That Stephanie always knows where everything is. She is such a combobulator.

by jevans203 March 4, 2010

compooter

A device whose sole purpose is to be destroyed by software.

The compooter you are using will self-destruct in 10 seconds.

by see-crit August 9, 2003

compos

lucid; wasted; lat. compos mentis; passed out

She'd too much of weed. She isn't compos.

by latrine00 August 16, 2005

Carney Strikes Back Combo

An intergalactic version of the tried and trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.

The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.

As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hut forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.

Yes, fear is real, heres proof. Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production in the same light. Start practicing your poker face, you're gunna need it. Hide your hands behind your back and have your fingers crossed when you promise to come back next year.The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named "Carney Strikes Back Combo"

by jamie_ledge December 14, 2008

composity

completion; wholeness; togetherness; phrase 'for composity's sake' the reason for most things occurring.

- Why did you open that jar of pickle?
- For composity's sake.
- Oh OK.

by elf October 10, 2004

jamie campo

Super sexy actress in HBO's hit television show Taboo Central. Known also as a fitness training guru with the help of her dieting plans which do not include ranch dressing covered pizza and french fries. Also called by Little Miss Hackensack, the beautiful Jamie is famous catch phrases, "thats dumb" and "stop calling me a snatch-face!"

you should have seen the way the sun reflected off of the ocean through the mountains peaks, it was so jamie campo.

by Lispy Bionics April 15, 2008

Compooter

When you re so angry that your computer is being stupid so you take a giant shit on its keyboard.

FUCK GODDAMNIT COMPUTER! FUCK IM GOIN TO TAKE A GIANT COMPOOTER ON YOU

by ANONYFUCKINMOUS January 20, 2014