Major Tom (Coming Home)

Standing there alone, the ship is waiting
All systems are go, are you sure?
Control is not convinced
But the computer has the evidence
No need to abort
The countdown starts
Watching in a trance, the crew is certain
Nothing left to chance, all is working
Trying to relax, up in the capsule
"Send me up a drink", jokes Major Tom
The count goes on
Four, three, two, one
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Calling, calling home
Second stage is cut, we're now in orbit
Stabilizers up, running perfect
Starting to collect requested data
"What will it effect, when all is done?"
Thinks Major Tom
Back at ground control there is a problem
Go to rockets full, not responding
"Hello Major Tom, are you receiving?
Turn the thrusters on, we're standing by"
There's no reply
Four, three, two, one
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Calling, calling home
Across the stratosphere
A final message, "Give my wife my love"
Then nothing more
Far beneath the ship, the world is mourning
They don't realize, he's alive
No one understands but Major Tom sees
Now the light commands, this is my home
I'm coming home

Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming home
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming home
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming, coming home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home

Major Tom (Coming Home)

by Death Menace June 18, 2023

the fog is coming

some shit mentally ill people say. there’s a group centered around the fog, and believing it will come and that it is filled with some kind of demon. mostly it’s a generic saying people do when they fake mental illness, specifically schizophrenia, from what i’ve seen. seems to be some dumb joke.

weirdo : the fog is coming . the fog is coming .

saner person : stfu

by aiceling August 23, 2023

Does gav feel a sneeze coming?

When gav feels a sneeze coming

Oi mate, Does Gav feel a sneeze coming?

by the dr-dash July 19, 2018

You think my life Is Beautiful but it's Coming into an end in reality

people think you are happy but reality you ain't

I'll be honest you think my life Is Beautiful but it's Coming into an end in reality

by 459395 March 4, 2022

Come round here, coming around here.

A phrase used to inform a person they are being fucking ridiculous.

Person 1 “Hey lad, have you got anymore smokes?”
Person the second. “Fuck off you dumb cunt, come round here, coming around here. I’ve already given you half mi fucking deck!”

by Swingcodfish September 7, 2022

scrotum combing

Your guy is laying bottom up. You pin four or five fingers at the root of his scrotum and scratch delicatly, lovingly, in the direction of the balls, then back up, then back down... You proceed softly, but you manage for his balls to feel clearly your fingers scratching them from the back, of even from the front.

He was displaying his ass and balls to me. Bottom up on the bed. First, I licked his balls softly, from behind. When they were all wet, I sticked my lips and tongue in his adored slit-ass. I then did some scrotum combing on his wet trembling balls. I was licking and combing softly, getting hard myself, dreaming already to fuck his adored cock hungry ass.

by Ysengrim January 4, 2004

Cumping

A case of over-information into the particular fantasies of necrophiliacs.

To make:
- 2 necrophiliacs
- 1 female corpse (presumably fresh, unguarded or well defrosted)
- wet wipes
- a coin

Toss the coin to decide who jumps (1) and who swallows (2). Take your posistions at the head and vulva facing ends of the corpse. At a specified time (1) jumps landing on the corpses stomach whilst (2) gets a taste of embalmed natural lubricants. Wet wipes as required depending on squirting credentials of the deceased.

Whilst the fire alarm went off at the morgue yesterday so we went round cumping as many of the cadavers as possible before the fire brigade took their turn.

by owiessegs March 5, 2011