Comment whore

A person who comments on everything on facebook

Guy:(looks at his computer) God she is such a comment whore, thats the 4th thing she's commented on in the lat ten minutes.

by msi4life March 30, 2009

Comments

The place opinionated people go to lose all control over their bodily functions in order to prove a point nobody is/was talking about

I was enjoying the media outlet but then I saw the comments

by Dave the Overweight Gorilla December 26, 2019

gatorade commercial

Commercials that allow only real athletes about whom people care. The athletes in Gatorade commericals have proven themselves and dominate their sports. Athletes who are considered "pretty boys" and have had accidental success are excluded, and also athletes in non-credible sports are alkso excluded.

Peyton Manning, the University of Florida Football team, Kevin Garnett, and Mia Hamm are featured in Gatorade commercials because they are tremendous athletes who dominate their sports. Ironman Chris Legh is included because triathlon is the most intense sport, and his story of how gatorade enhanced his race is inspiring.

Athletes not in Gatorade commercials include tom brady because he is a mediocre pretty boy who has only gained success because of more talented teammates in a fail-proof system run by a coach who sold his soul to the devil. Also, no NHL players will be found in Gatorade commercials because no one in the United States cares about the nhl or hockey in general, as it is the most pointless sport ever created.

by triFRAThlete August 3, 2007

comoe

a question that can be asked many times meening please say that again

comoe-comoe

by Todd disamor March 10, 2003

Commercial niceness

When someone appears to be nice, but their niceness is actually contrived and calculated solely to further their career.

"That guy from the boyband was really nice to my sister".

"Nah, it's just commercial niceness to help him sell more records".

"She was all happy and friendly to my face, but behind my back she was bitching about me"

"That's commercial niceness for you".

"I find Carol Smilie's brand of commercial niceness very irritating".

by TheWeirdnessSymposium March 25, 2009

Comment Stalker

One Who reades others myspace comments to gain information.

1:Is jimmy dating Sue?

2:Yeah,

1:How do you know?

2:I read their comments.

1:You comment stalker. queer.

by Kaalen69 March 25, 2009

commentose

Comatose from comments. When you are sifting through peoples' online postings or comments and you get so bored, you are almost comatose.

"I'm just sifting through my facebook page and Jerry's posting responses have me commentose."

by kneelund April 6, 2010