Comatose

One of the most Kick-Ass songs by one of the most Amazing Christian Rock bands of all-time!

"DUDE!! Comatose is the most Wicked song by Skillet!!"

"Fuck Ya!!" GOD RULES!!"

"No I just like there sound."

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by piffman00 February 23, 2009

Comatosed

"The act of smoking weed until the point or retardardation".

Smokin that reefa leave ya, comatosed!

by Dago February 5, 2004

comasturbatory

In regards to comasturbation.

It is comasturbatory for a woman to give a handjob to a guy while he fingers her.

by G. Thomas January 8, 2007

Comaputer

A life support machine that a coma patient will be hooked onto. It performs vital circulatory, respiratory and Excretory functions that would have otherwise been controlled by that person's brain.

1. "I'm afraid he's brain stem dead, we're going to have to switch off his comaputer"

2. "Jimbob was hooked up to a comaputer ever since the accident"

by Springbokjake March 31, 2009

comalacock

when someone takes down their pants and flaps their dick around extremely fast. usually the cock is covered in water as to get the person nearby wet with cocky water.

I am going to comalacock that mother fucker, since i have just left the shower.

by wiidmonrasta April 29, 2009

Comatose

1. In a state of unconsciousness or in a coma
2. Numb or Numbing

Also, a song that Jaden Hossler sings. Aka Jxdn

"My heart is Comatose, Comtose."

by Pippigrace September 12, 2020

Jeep Comanche

When you build a shopping cart for going off road.

Jeep Comanche -Bro my Comanche is the best because I drove through 2" of water aired down to 2lbs at 30mph my first try!

by Build a real Jeep August 21, 2020