cow collage

a collage with a bunch of rednecks.The most cow collage is defintly virginia tech.

vt guy:get err done bill (cow collage)
uva guy:lets Go HOOS!!! (prep collage)

by uvasportsdude July 16, 2008

The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival

The disturbed pervert's equivalent to Russian Roulette, or a more extreme alternative to the game known as Limp Bizkit. A large party event, usually occurring on a Friday, in which five men and five women gather together in an abandoned warehouse. The five men jack off and fill up water balloons with cum. The man who cums last is forced to sit with an 8" dildo up his ass while the five women all shit and piss on him. If he throws up during this time everyone gets to pummel him with the cum balloons.

Person #1: Hey! You wanna celebrate The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival tonight?

Person #2: Fuck yeah!

by Zombie_2008 November 1, 2008

Collards

What white girls call collard greens.

black guy: what did you get as your side?
white girl: collards.
black guy: hahahahahah...what?????? Say that again.

by fght4yrmnd January 14, 2011

collar

The collective noun for a group of douchebags, referring to their habit of turning up the collar and/or cuffs on whatever shirt they are wearing, regardless of how ridiculous it looks.

Wow, this place is crowded. I had to squeeze through a collar to get to the bar and now my shirt is covered in their spray tan.

by fatninjakid October 7, 2010

pop the collar

A trend started by Michael Jackson in which the collar on a polo shirt, for instance, is unfolded and kept straight, facing upward. This has continued to be a trend for preps, as well as "rich ghetto people."

"Save a collar, pop a balloon." ~ME
Pop the collar, make em holler

by Half Asian Persuasion December 27, 2005

collaring

when a negged woman grabs the man by the collar and threatens physical harm.

After her negged her, she started collaring him.

by colllared May 12, 2018

white-collar boxing

no head shots, 3 rounds no breaks.
same as a 'straightener' boxing match, played among workers in ships or factories.

Fight Club is lame-o, all they tried to do in that fuckin' flock "flop flick" was to look a bit like white-collar boxers ..and it sucked big great friggin' time! Try again, Pitt..u wussie!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006