American Cocktail

Where a guy nuts in a glass for a girl or guy to drink

Daddy make me an American cocktail.

by Trump is a Fagget June 15, 2018

American cocktail

Where a guy nuts in a cup for either a guy or a girl to drink out of

Daddy can you make me an American cocktail

by Trump is a Fagget June 15, 2018

oceola cocktail

when you go for kidney stone surgery and the surgeon breaks off the micro camera by accident in your penis you say f*** it check out of the hospital and go to Wawa's and get a b****** while pissing in The Prostitute sticks a stalk of celery up your ass

Oceola cocktail , I was horny after a botched surgery and checked myself out of the hospital and got a b****** at Wawa's while I was pissing blood

by bean town joker June 28, 2018

spanish cocktail

Distilling hand sanitizer to a drinkable liquid combined with a Steel Reserve or Old Enlish for flavor.

“I was drinkin’ a Spanish Cocktail on break when my boss walked in.” Or, “I gave this girl a Spanish Cocktail last night, and she wa ready to go.”

by MuertaBandito August 24, 2018

Romanian Cocktail

Noun: When 2 or more people defecate into cups, and proceed to mix them up in a mixer. Then proceeds to drink the item produced.

Person 1: Yo, this bitch and I did a Romanian Cocktail the other day

Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.

by Crack dealer October 9, 2018

Shrimp Cocktail

An act in which multiple males with small penises (below 4 inches) enact intercourse with a menstruating female. (Not unique to the human species.)

Guy 1: "Hey boys, y'all want to gang up on that hottie?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, she's on her period."
Guy 1: "Don't worry, we'll just make it a Shrimp Cocktail!"

Stacy "Did you hear about Mary? She got gangbanged last night.."
Stacy 2 "Really? I thought she was on her period!"
Stacy "Exactly, they made it a shrimp cocktail."

by c0mradekast February 4, 2019

Assholetov cocktail

when you piss into someones asshole and then proceed to pour gassoline down the asshole to then light it up and make him/her wafm

what you gon do to me?
Imma make an assholetov cocktail
ooo sounds tasty
just you wait, babe

by earrapist February 4, 2019