Ditch Coat

A cheap coat (forever 21, h&m, Burlington coat factory kind of coat) that a girl wears on a date that she is unsure about.
If the date sucks, the girl may leave said coat and pretend to go to the restroom while she's actually escaping the boring date.

To use the ditch coat:
Step 1: buy cheap coat
Step 2: go on date
Step 3: "go the bathroom" but leave your coat
Step 4: ditch the fool

Girl: I'll be right back, can you watch my coat?
Guy: sure!
(1 hour later)
Waitress: I need you to close out your tab
Guy: nah my girls coming back, she left her coat.
Waitress: she left an hour ago. That's a ditch coat.

by Dumpsterdoug March 6, 2016

Wet Coat

When your riding that peen and you have no traction. One may have an easy time slipping off.

"Oh, wow Maesha! Last night you were such a wet coat." Said Bradley to Maesha.

by Jack Denial October 29, 2021

Trench Coating

Spreading the receiver's anus wide open and filling it up to the brim

We are having a trench coating session later, are you in?

by yiask May 28, 2025

Coat Chaser

A woman outside of or adjacent to the medical profession who only goes for/chases after doctors. They've been known to stake out hospitals whilst on Tinder and make bogus specialist appointments after finding the best looking doctor on Zoc Doc, as well as other absurd strategies to get that MD D.

Katya is such a coat chaser; she's been banned from the premises of half the hospitals in town.

by crazytexan181 April 7, 2021

coat hanger

markus

“bro markus is such a coat hanger for kaylee”

by yeayeayeaboyyy April 11, 2022

coat

coolest
of
all
time

Greg: you guys! i'm a coat.
tom: get the fuck out of here.

by cherries_ January 21, 2020

candy coated suicide

Falling for someone who you are mad about knowing they are no good for you. The sweet beginning inevitable ending

You are candy coated suicide !!!!

by Dr Rev Bloodpainter October 18, 2022