Clutch

Otherwise known as a Nicholas Thorburn

He is a clutch/Nicholas Thorburn mandam

by Truth676 November 1, 2021

Clutched

When a male or female grabs a woman’s genitalia.

Trump clutched when he, “…grabbed her by the pussy.”

by SeamusTwysted July 23, 2021

clutch

Spencer "Hiko" Martin.

"Hiko are you kidding me!!?!?" ~ Everyone when Hiko casually clutches again.

by ukehouare332 September 12, 2021

clutch

lokams discord kitten

i want a clutch of my own

by lokam August 17, 2021

Clutch

A "clutch", in some parts of the UK, tends to be referred to as someone that struggles with their speech.
For example, a "clutch" may suffer from a speech impediment, or may have issues with excess saliva production impeding their ability to pronounce words.

Jack - "Have you seen that clutch? No idea what he's saying"
Bailey - "Facts, kid can't speak properly at all"

by horain August 27, 2021

Clutch

Damian Lillard

Damian Lillard is the Clutchest player playing right now

by Apfh June 2, 2021

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC)

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.

"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'

Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"

by Guinness718 December 12, 2024