Cloth Job

Originally coined by Steven Medlock, of Germantown, TN the term clothjob refers the sexual arousal of a man by a chick or a dude in which the aforementined chick or dude is rubbing his or her partners dick with a coarse fabric, such as jeans, khakis, other slutty pants, really hairyprivate parts, etc.

Clothjobs suck.

-BD Freeman

Jim Lesesne is a Cloth Job.

by bdistight.tumblr.com November 21, 2009

clorth

the new age name for a micro fibre cloth.

would anyone like to buy my new micro fibre clorths ?

by wangerb March 11, 2010

Clothing Tennis

The act of two persons continuously leaving articles of clothing, jewelry or other personal items at the other person's residence, with the intention of collecting the item or asking for the items return in order to see that person again.

We've been seeing each other often as there is an intense game of clothing tennis taking place

by RandomPostingGuyZA March 15, 2019

Pretty Lush Clothing

An alternative clothing line that possesses the power to make those who wear their products instantly become more attractive.

I love Pretty Lush Clothing.

You're wearing Pretty Lush Clothing? That's why you're so sexy.

by roflololololol February 7, 2009

defecatory episode under cloth

Nice way of saying "shitting in one's pants"

If you starve yourself one day and have a big meal the next, chances are you'll have a defecatory episode under cloth soon.

by pentozali June 5, 2013

space clothes

The clothes of the future.

Darn it! Space clothes are malfunctioning again! I thought you were supposed to serve humanity!

by lunar April 4, 2003

soft cloth

a wimp who out-wimps other wimps, usually by backing out of any pre-made deal with a pitiful excuse.

Guy 1: "Hey Billy! Where you going? You said you were gonna help us install this plasma!"
Billy: "Well, I realized that I still haven't decided on whether to organize my Madonna albums either alphabetically or when they were released."
Guy 2: "Man, what a soft cloth."

by ImitationJesus July 11, 2010