Clinton cash

a) a book by Peter Schweitzer trying to defrock a priest and expose Hillary and Bill Clinton for what they are

b) ill, or illegally, gotten money that is then used for shady activities

If you don't want to sing like a bird don't dabble in Clinton cash, def b)

by Sexydimma September 19, 2017

Clintonic Suicide

Whenever someone connected to the Clintons, Epstein, or a whistleblower of any sort who has never been suicidal is found dead and the cause of death is suicide.

“Yo man did you hear how a witness is gonna take the stand against Epstein?”
“Do you live under a rock bro? He said he was willing to spill the beans on everything but then they found him hanging in his jail cell, said he was suffering from mental illness.”

“Ah damn the state got him, that’s the third Clintonic Suicide this year”

by Dredgen May 11, 2023

Clinton touch

A touch that is exactly opposite to King Midas's touch, where everything a person does is a total and utter failures/disaster

Am I dreaming or is almost every democratic US politician who is a lawyer by profession have the Clinton touch?

by Sexydimma August 23, 2016

The Gay Bill Clinton

When one man sticks a cigar in another mans ass and sucks his cock like he's smoking a cigar.

Joel, Joey and Diego were all playing Mario cart one night when Joel asked if anyone has heard of a gay bill Clinton? They responded no. Joel explained and to Joel's surprise they wanted to participate. So Diego put a cigar in Joey's asshole and smoked his cock like a cigar. Being defined as the gay bill Clinton

by Uncle_Shafunkle February 22, 2024

Hillary Clinton

A Power Hungry Cum slut who hides emails in her lady parts where no man wants to go.

When Hillary Clinton stepped into jail, the guards let her through without the cavity inspection for numerous reasons

by HillaryClintonsEmails May 9, 2025

Clintoned

to mysteriously disappear or die with lots of circumstantial evidence attached to said disappearance or death

Man#1:
"hi has anybody seen anything of billy lately?? It's like weeks since I seen him or heard anything from him I'm starting to get a bit worried surely someone has seen him?"

Random voice in pub:
"Waste of time looking for him mate was on the news last week - he got "Clintoned" and they are still looking for his laptop!

by Bleachybit May 27, 2024

clinton

To conceal evidence of one or more pedophile's felonies using money.

After we rape this kid, we need to clinton her ass marks on the table.

by Billy.Wooo January 10, 2020