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Clementact

A portmantau named for Clememtine Ford to describe the tactless, usually foul mouthed, belittling response angry feminazis shout from behind safety of their own keyboards when presented with an opinion that differs from their own.
Person: "l'm transsexual and I know a lot of nice men who've not been selfish. Wake up."

Clementine Ford: "OH FUCK OFF......"

Person: "Spoken with true clementact."
by Without a shirt December 11, 2018
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Clementine

When the grapefruit is too big for the male erection.
Girl 1: Did you grapefruit him?
Girl 2: Nah. His dick was too fucking small.

Girl 1: Soooo you used a clementine?
by Rhonda3000 January 23, 2019
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Clams

Don't sleep with Viviana, that hoe has clams.
by XXxX_Nate_Higgers_XXxX February 11, 2019
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Clams

Code word for chlamydia, it originated in a rural town loaded with it.
Dont sleep with Viviana, that hoe has clams.
by XXxX_Nate_Higgers_XXxX February 11, 2019
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Clamsnout

Someone who eats a lot of pussy.
My mans a Clamsnout.
by MathLunch March 5, 2019
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Clamstamp

When a woman acts as if she is going to perform oral sex while her partner is horizontal, and she instead frog-jumps to place her vagina on the partner’s face.
“It was getting hot, but then Stephanie clamstamped me.”
by Neurorockstar September 3, 2019
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clemens

friend 1: i saw a boy with so much cake
friend 2: oh was his name clemens?
friend 1: how did you know?
by soccermom123 October 20, 2019
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