clapped yute

someone who is dumb or annoying and you want to die, or they are very childish

ugh she is such a clapped yute

by big phazz July 11, 2019

Clap Fuck

When a male has sexual intercourse with a female so hard the collision of the bodies makes a clapping sound like he is applauding himself for such a good job.

Randy: "Wow Mark! Your TV must of been on loud last night. I kept hearing people applauding."
Mark: "Randy, you really are an idiot. I was clap fucking Michelle."

by BisonGameday December 2, 2015

Clap sack

When two guys fuck someone from behind and in the front and their balls clap together when they thrust forward.

My friend and I clap sacked Steven Hawking until he died.

by RouttMeister March 15, 2018

The cocalico clap

A particular form of gonorrhea, established in cocalico, PA. The term clap comes from the popping of puss pockets in sexual organs.

-Yo I think I got the cocalico clap...

-Poor guy, I told you to stay away from Irene!

by cocalico hero November 30, 2006

One Clap

A term used when you or someone else kills an insect (especially a fly) with one clap.

The term is used to show off the killers remarkable skill and proficiency.

Matthew: "Did you see Rowan one clap that annoying fly"
Wil: "Yeah man, he has so much skill in the art of insect killing!"

by Brux_ February 2, 2018

Cock Clap

Placing one's testicles on the back of someone's head and then letting your penis drop in a clapping motion onto their forehead and possibly chin, depending on the penis.

Me: "I totally Cock-Clapped James last night!"

You: "What's a Cock Clap?"

by spankmonker420 May 10, 2010

Fake Clap

The act of clapping when you really don't want to, but feel forced to based on the circumstances.

I went to a function recently and I had to fake clap for that phony, Hillary Clinton, after her speech.

I was compelled to fake clap when Derek Jeter got a hit off of Johan Santana, otherwise, the bleacher bums would have thrown beer on me.

by Bronx-Bob August 16, 2009