chumple bumper

during the act of oral sex you slap the women in the eyes with you sweaty ballsack

dude i just gave my gf an amazin chumple bumper

by jim the sweaty ballsack lumber January 1, 2011

circus couple

Fat chick + tall skinny dude = circus couple. see freakshow

Man, you and Marla make a real circus couple Jim.

by steve April 18, 2004

chumley

Noun 1)A fat obnoxious walrus like idiot who shows up univited to gatherings and needs to bathe and read a book 2) a fat blowhard. 3) The sexual act of a man sticking his testes into a body of water while his partner blows bubbles in the water

Great! The Chumleys are here! Road trip to Denys!

by Evil Penis February 28, 2005

chumley

when your testicles are placed into glass of water with a straw while your girlfriend or wife blows on the straw sending bubbles up and around the scrotum.

Wow, that chumley feels the same as when i fart in the bath tub.

by Bobby Rice January 21, 2005

national couples day

get with your boyfriend and have a nice time☺️oh and if you single... you’ll find that right person so put yourself out there.

ayy baby happy national couples day

by boo boo🥳 April 14, 2019

chupie

1)A slang/code word used for the word vagina.
2)An incompetent person., a stupid person

1)I'll kick you in the chupie!
2)Elizabeth thinks a lot of people are chupies.

by ELiZABETHHH November 26, 2006

Couple

2 people who are together as a couple and in denial that they are in a relationship. This often means seeing each other alone and refusing to call it a date. Usually begins with going home early together after nights out and abandoning friends.

‘I found him outside and decided to leave. We’re just friends, not a couple’

‘ I invited her round to chill tonight and eat dinner. We’re not a couple, we’re just friends’

by Psycgal April 1, 2019