A white male from Mississippi or Alabama who thinks that abortion clincs need to be blown up. Generally these fascinating specimens reside in trailer parks, where America sweeps its Applebee's and Denny's coupons. With hobbies such as drinking wisky to escape their bucked-teeth, inbred, goat-resembling wife, these men can often be found under local bridges with their fellow trolls, as well as inside IRS buildings begging for their unemployment checks to come for one more month.
"Hey, Bill, you heard what happened to Cletus?"
"Yeah, he went to prison for being a Christian Terrorist fucktard. He'll probably get raped pretty hard in there."
"Yeah, he went to prison for being a Christian Terrorist fucktard. He'll probably get raped pretty hard in there."
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Get the Christian Terrorist mug.The moment when a regular churchgoer gets so fed up with all the bs that they stand up right in the middle of the service and deliver a searing expletive-laden tirade before storming out.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Does anyone here even know what the fuck is going on? All you people ever do is babble about meaningless bullshit and nothing ever gets done. You can't justify anything you've said, ever, and I'm not going to take this anymore! You're all full of shit! Fuck this, I'm out.
Wow, I think he just did a Christian Bail.
Wow, I think he just did a Christian Bail.
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The only religion in history where you don't have to prove that you are worthy for God. A religion where everyone knows that they have sinned and all you must do is repent and trust in him(God). Remember, not everything in the bible has been proven but nothing has been disproven and a lot has been proven to be true facts.
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Get the CHRISTIAN mug.You can always tell if someone is a "Born-again,""Pentacostal" or "Evangelical" Christian by looking in their eyes. In the eyes of these people, you see total self-assuredness, unabashed smugness and a general sense of superior virtue.
Christian Eyes, to the non-Christian, have an eerie glow or shine that makes one feel as though something terrible is about to happen.
Christian Eyes, to the non-Christian, have an eerie glow or shine that makes one feel as though something terrible is about to happen.
"You can tell Sarah Palin is a Christian because she has Christian Eyes. It weirds me out."
"I was just walking along, minding my own business and then some guy with Christian Eyes looked at me and I felt really uncomfortable."
"I was just walking along, minding my own business and then some guy with Christian Eyes looked at me and I felt really uncomfortable."
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First of all, not all Christians are a bunch of "dickheads" who believe their better than everyone else and discriminate others for not following "unfair rules" in some old book. This is what a Christian should truly be and display in everyday life, because it says so in the Bible itself.
A Real Christ Following Christian, and I'm not talking about the people who say they believe in God just so they think they'll go to heaven, is one that shows Christ's love everyday of their life, not discriminating everyone else around them for what they believe or think of themselves as better people. True Christians are the ones that TRULY know God's Word (the Bible) and follow it everyday, and God blesses them, not because they're simply Christians, but because they do what they're supposed to according to the Bible. A person who prays to God and spends time with him and reads his Word to learn more about him. Not people who go and tell others what is wrong with them, but reach out to the world and help them by bringing God into their life, and therefore have true happiness. Not the "happiness" that you get from being buzzed, or high, or losing your viriginity, which ALL AND ALWAYS result in future consequence and hinder you from true happiness (In God), although they will feel good at first, which is the immediate consequence. And Also people who don't just believe that good deeds will get them to heaven, but through Jesus Christ's salvation and living in his example to their best ability, although not perfectly, ever. And also believe that he is the ONLYY way to heaven, and there is no other way.
True Christians are also easy to pick out because they publicly claim to be them no matter what, and are truly happy because God fills their life with joy and show it to the rest of world.
If you read all of this, i commend you, and it comes from a Christian standpoint.
First of all, not all Christians are a bunch of "dickheads" who believe their better than everyone else and discriminate others for not following "unfair rules" in some old book. This is what a Christian should truly be and display in everyday life, because it says so in the Bible itself.
A Real Christ Following Christian, and I'm not talking about the people who say they believe in God just so they think they'll go to heaven, is one that shows Christ's love everyday of their life, not discriminating everyone else around them for what they believe or think of themselves as better people. True Christians are the ones that TRULY know God's Word (the Bible) and follow it everyday, and God blesses them, not because they're simply Christians, but because they do what they're supposed to according to the Bible. A person who prays to God and spends time with him and reads his Word to learn more about him. Not people who go and tell others what is wrong with them, but reach out to the world and help them by bringing God into their life, and therefore have true happiness. Not the "happiness" that you get from being buzzed, or high, or losing your viriginity, which ALL AND ALWAYS result in future consequence and hinder you from true happiness (In God), although they will feel good at first, which is the immediate consequence. And Also people who don't just believe that good deeds will get them to heaven, but through Jesus Christ's salvation and living in his example to their best ability, although not perfectly, ever. And also believe that he is the ONLYY way to heaven, and there is no other way.
True Christians are also easy to pick out because they publicly claim to be them no matter what, and are truly happy because God fills their life with joy and show it to the rest of world.
If you read all of this, i commend you, and it comes from a Christian standpoint.
A Christian (True Christian); a person who follows God's Word, has seeked salvation in Christ alone, and displays God's love to others every chance they get.
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