cheeto pubes

1. An extreme natural phenomenon prized by the few gingers in this world who haven't shriveled up and died of skin cancer yet. Red heads should take pride in such an art of God, since you can't show them off if you shaved 'em with dad's razor.
2. Often found in gamers, this occurs when a basement dweller plays minecraft all day while eating Cheetos, with the occasional meat beating, thus leaving artificial cheese residue on the genital region.

1. "Wait, if you're a ginger, do you still have brown hair down there."
"Naw, I got Cheeto Pubes!"
2. *giving head* "Oh Jimmy, why does your dick taste so good?"
"Probably because of the Cheetos I was eating earlier."
"You mean you have Cheeto pubes?

by Yuuuuuggeeee November 13, 2016

cheetos economy

An economy that is builded on something really stupid and useless , like karma on Reddit , this maybe came from some incidents on ebay or facebook from kids that selled weird-shaped cheetos

Haha! Yes! Continue buy stupid Fortnite skins from the shop, maybe in the future you can shell them in the Cheetos Economy

by Alkis Umf March 16, 2019

Flaming-Cheeto

The act of farting on your gay lovers throbbing red rocket as he inserts it into your anus after eating food that makes you gaseous.

Let’s go get some White Castle and come home and have a flaming-Cheeto.

by Dirty Wilson April 10, 2021

Crip cheeto

Crip Cheeto is a blue Cheeto commonly used by very thic nigs a crip Cheeto gets all the pussy and doesn’t fuck with bloods

Bill: Aye you seen crip Cheeto yet he gettin all the pussy
Goose: Yeah man crip Cheeto don’t give no fucks

Steve: Ye

by Logan Paul sucks April 21, 2021

Cheeto

(not to be confused with the chip) Pounding someone in the fingers so hard that they look like cheetles (layer of cheeto dust on a finger)

I accidently gave myself a Cheeto

by Omar13 May 4, 2025

Cheeto fast

The antithesis of cheetah fast...it means slow ,as in couch potato slow...

Everyone in the office knew if they asked Craig to work on a project it would be done Cheeto fast.

by sheila in the car July 18, 2013

Hot Cheetos

Your period or menstrual cycle

Best friend I didnt get my Hot Cheetos aka my period I might be pregnant 🤰

by Brae Brae 07 June 6, 2019