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Chester A. Arthur

Was the 21st President of the United States. But this is the act of a man fucking someone anally and then the receiver fartin’ through a magical airstream channel that has the air from the fart stream into the slit or hole of the cock meat.
Damn that girl Chester A. Arthur’d my cock during back shots last night.
by FittyPat December 28, 2022
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Chesterfield Gambit

Whenever your friend does something so fucking clutch that you make up a bullshit name for it so that it seems like it was planned.
“Dude, Brian just shot my grandma!”
Ain’t no way bro just pulled the Chesterfield Gambit!”
by A Real, Genuine Human November 1, 2023
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Cheesy Chester

The act of masturbation after ingesting Cheetos, and not washing off the cheesy dust left on one's finger tips.
When I get home, I'm gonna munch down a whole bag of Cheetos and Cheesy Chester myself until I pass out.
by shorttripp2 February 28, 2011
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Ciao Chester

A phrase used to wish your asinine coworker that you do not care for a sarcastic goodbye.
Coworker: "blah, blah, blah I'm being ignorant, please pay attention to me"
You: "yeah alright, Ciao Chester"
by Aday123 April 10, 2015
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Fake Cheated

When you go out of your way to make your significant other, or a group of peers believe that you cheated on, or with someone.
Person 1-"I heard you and Person 5 got it on last night, aren't you with Person 4?
Person 2-"Nah, nothing happened I was just trying to make Person 4 jealous, so I called up Person 5 and made sure he was cool with it and we just gonna act like we did something"
Person 1-"so you fake cheated?"
Person 2-"yeah basically"
by RageQuitHunter May 6, 2018
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reverse Chesterton's fence

The Reverse Chesterton's Fence: before retvrning to a tradition, practice, or way of life, make sure you understand why people abandoned it in the first place, which parts of it are crucial to make it work vs random dogma, and what are the tradeoffs involved.
~made_in_cosmos
Picking up the babies lying in puddles of muddy bathwater and seeing what it takes for them to get to grow up is Reverse Chesterton's Fence in action.
by TheWingedTree January 20, 2022
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Scorched Chester

Receiving oral sex while the giver has a mouthful of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
The worst part of Scorched Chester is not the the orange crumbs all over my lap, but the 1st degree burns on my penis.
by Special Que May 17, 2022
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