shaggy chad

When you shave your pubes pre-sex and sprinkle them on her as youre cuming.
My girlpriend and I were going at it, luckily i was ready to shaggy chad
by tommy dog November 16, 2010
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Notre Chad

A tower, like the one of notre dam, but in chaddesden, inhabbited by a fat, overgrown, hunchbacked lizard.
He's left the safety of his Notre Chad tower, kill him!
by JohnRhodes! July 09, 2009
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chad pennington

The greatest New York QB since Joe, who when healthy completes 75% of his passes along with 75% of games. The most underrated QB in the NFL
Chad Pennington is god.
I wish i was Chad Pennington
by Mikero January 03, 2006
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Chad Gamer

A gamer who only plays the most recent popular shooters and sports video games. Often a casual gamer but sometimes a hardcore gamer. Common game franchises include Madden, NCAA sports titles, Halo, Call of Duty, and Battlefield. Derived from Best Buy training videos for suggestive selling.
Guy 1: "Dude, I went to Blake's house, and all he wanted to do was play Madden."
Guy 2: "I know man, that or Call of Duty. He's a Chad Gamer."
by boddha December 18, 2013
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Chad Kroger

the lead singer of nickleback sometimes mistaken for the paddlepop lion because of his huge head and bogan beard

-holy fuckin shit!!! the paddlepop lion is singing about photographs

-yo word up chad krogers trying to sell me the new bubblegum paddle pop
-holy fuckin shit!!! the paddlepop lion is singing about photographs

-yo word up chad krogers trying to sell me the new bubblegum paddle pop
by evilernie June 16, 2006
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Absolute Chad

A reference to Chad Thundercock, someone who has qualities of an alpha male including a big penis. Someone like Channing Tatum
Did you see Alex and how he picks up women, he's an absolute chad.
by ChineseMan88 September 18, 2019
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chad check

The act of proving your superiority over another male by replying to his dick pic with a picture of your own larger penis, directing all homosexual blame onto the other male for being a dicklet. Only works if the picture you send is, in fact, your own penis, AND if your penis is noticeably larger. Successfully chad checking someone removes all faggotry associated with sending another male a dick pic.
Chad 1: Bro some fag tried to be edgy and sent me a dick pic, so I chad checked his ass
Chad 2: Haha what a fuckin beta, nice bro
by johnnyblins May 03, 2018
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