Catch 182

A girl that is extremely smart and is difficult to date. She is almost untouchable and only interacts with you when you have something good to offer her (i.e. Money, Sex, Drugs).

Joe, that girl is a catch 182. You'll never get her unless you have something better than yourself to offer her.

by brosumi April 23, 2014

Catch-a-snatch

To fall asleep for 20 to 30 minutes, usually residing in an automobile or rock wall.

Excuse me while I catch-a-snatch.

by Jaybeehizzlemomma May 19, 2006

catch a date

To get picked up by a "John" or a "Trick" in the form of prostitution

"Daddy told me I gotta catch a date and bring him all the money before I can come home"

by Remoir Wyntoir September 5, 2016

catch a seizure

what some people do when they are stressed

We were afraid Tracey would catch a seizure and someone would have to spoon her.

by webenoszs October 27, 2008

Catch and Release

As a man is finishing having sex, he cums into his hand and smacks the woman in the face with that hand.

After bringing a woman home from the bar, he did a catch and release.

by RickyBobby July 7, 2013

catching turtles

a term used when one doesnt want another to know that they are getting high. i.e. smoking weed

hey jim were going catching turtles at the sandpit can you bring the turtle trap

by tom October 13, 2004

Catching crabs

When someone is banging some dirty/slutty dude or chick.

Dude, I think Mike is catching crabs in the other room.

SMS: yo, stop ignoring me... what are you catching crabs right now????

Fuck it, I'm catching crabs tonight.

Cindy totally went catching crabs last night after she left the wedding.

by nicoleta paleta June 18, 2011