Carson

Carsons are very flirty and make you feel loved. You tend to have flings with Carson because nothing ever lasts and they will have moved on.

Girl 1: I heard shes talking to Carson.
Girl 2: Haha give it a week.

by AL20000 June 24, 2018

Carson Howell

A stupid faggot who loves cuddle team leader
“You see carson howell? yeah he’s a faggot”

“You’re such a carson howell”

by lunic January 19, 2022

Carsoning it

Code for jorkin it. Usually mid-call, mid-chat, or mid-life crisis. Known to occur with 0 shame and a lot of moaning.

“Don’t join the call, he’s Carsoning it again.”
“Bro vanished for 5 mins and came back sweating — definitely Carsoning it.”

by sirhecker May 14, 2025

Carson

A guy that is super chill, friendly,confident and genuinely a badass. Despite that he can be one of the more sensitive men that you meet, although they would never admit that openly. If you ever get the chance to meet a Carson you shouldn’t pass it up.

Dude1: I wish I was more like Carson he gets all the ladies

Dude2: Seriously though how does he do it

by Anonymous1365 May 7, 2018

Carson Moment

A Carson Moment is when someone says something (Jokingly or not) pertaining to Grooming, Sexting or anything sexual to do with minors.

The term "Carson Moment" was made after the Youtuber CallMeCarson was accused of Grooming a 16 year old.

Person 1: "I'm gonna go groom some kids now."

Person 2: That's a Carson Moment

Person 1: What?

Person 2: What?

by Jean Arvuckle February 21, 2021

carson

a midget who plays Fortnite in your room until you die of short-person poisoning.

Carson a piece of shit.

by carsonstinkyatfrt February 27, 2024

Carson Albert

A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.

Carson Alberts swears he gets play at the functions.

by Bigpapa7 September 18, 2023