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Sprite Canned

(Verb)

When your good buddy fucks an eligible girl after two dates, then never calls her again...thus rendering her useless as a future sexual mate. Similar to your buddy grabbing a can of Sprite from your fridge, opening it, taking one sip, then putting it back in your fridge.
I was totally gonna ask out this chick Haley on Bumble, but Jeremiah “Sprite canned” her last month.
by Bullfrog2BBB March 6, 2019
mugGet the Sprite Cannedmug.

Can people

People who go through trash cans and recycling bins looking for returnables, usually in order to get enough money for drugs or essentials.
Some goddamn can people made a huge mess of trash all over my driveway and I had to spend all morning cleaning it up.
by wangodango October 9, 2020
mugGet the Can peoplemug.

Myth In A Can

A Port-A-Fortress in the game fortnite a building that you throw and becomes a base
HI im Sammy Orlando the defualty alive lets use the Myth In A Can
by TheRealNoAh November 6, 2018
mugGet the Myth In A Canmug.

cans and bottles

A saying created in Deptford NJ as an alternative to saying “you’re trash” or “that’s trash”
Person 1: yo I can’t believe the Lakers blew that lead last night.
Person 2: I know. They’re cans and bottles
by No u 69 May 31, 2018
mugGet the cans and bottlesmug.

Canned Corn

When someone says gives the same corny response everytime.
"How's your day going?"
"Better now"
"Don't give me that canned corn, how are you really doing"
"Honestly, I'm surprised I got out of bed today"
by Ianthevedge April 21, 2021
mugGet the Canned Cornmug.

Juice can

Someone who has to google definitions of words to determine if they are being insulted. Chances are you’re being insulted...just saying
Man, why are you always on your phone while we are talking? You’re such a juice can. Chill!
by Chill28 October 28, 2020
mugGet the Juice canmug.

crusher can

A 32oz can of beer (usually economy brands like Milwaukee’s Beast)
“Get me a Beast Light crusher can at the liquor store while you’re out.”
by Fluxcore December 13, 2017
mugGet the crusher canmug.

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