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Conserved Causality Theory

A variant of Preserved Causality, emphasizing causality as a conserved quantity analogous to energy, momentum, or charge. Conserved Causality suggests that in any physical process, the total causal order—the network of cause-effect relationships—remains invariant. You can transform it, redistribute it, but you cannot create or destroy causal connection. The theory provides a framework for thinking about time travel, quantum entanglement, and FTL without paradox: causality is conserved, so any apparent violation must be balanced elsewhere.
"Entanglement seems to violate causality—instant influence across space. Conserved Causality Theory says: maybe causality is conserved, like energy. The influence goes somewhere, does something, balances out. Not violation, but transformation. Causality isn't broken; it's just moved around."
by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026
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Someone who causes drama without relevant reason.
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A theoretical hypothesis proposing that faster-than-light (FTL) phenomena, including warp drives and communications outside normal spacetime, preserve causality by appearing to observers within spacetime as if they were traveling at luminal speeds. This hypothesis extends the conserved causality principle to FTL scenarios by suggesting that spacetime functions like a computer plane: spectators (entities outside spacetime) perceive and maintain the causal relationships that observers (entities within spacetime) experience as potentially paradoxical. In practical terms, a warp drive doesn't violate causality because from the perspective of any observer within spacetime, its effects propagate exactly as if constrained by light speed—even though "outside," something else is happening. This elegantly resolves FTL paradoxes (like the tachyonic antitelephone) by proposing that causality is preserved not within spacetime but by the larger dimensional context in which spacetime is embedded.
The hypothesis has profound implications: it suggests that paraphysics and parasciences may be valid fields studying phenomena that interact with spacetime from outside—exactly the kinds of things that seem impossible within spacetime but might be perfectly coherent from a higher-dimensional perspective. It also explains why we can't perceive dimensions beyond 3D-4D: our observer-status within spacetime means we only experience the "projected" version of reality that preserves causal consistency. The extra dimensions are real; we just can't see them from inside the computer plane.

Example: "The warp drive test seemed to show the ship arriving before it left—a clear causality violation. But the Extended Causality Hypothesis suggests that from outside spacetime, the sequence was perfectly preserved; we just couldn't see the higher-dimensional context that made it consistent. The paradox wasn't real; it was just the limit of our observer-perspective."
by Dumu The Void March 19, 2026
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Felony causer

A slur for everyone to use. Can define someone that messes up or an actual felony causer
"bro, you're such a felony causer"
Say someone misses a shot in basketball

"YOU DAMN FELONY CAUSER!"
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white guy causal

When one wears a collared shirt and gym shorts out in public.
Dude, do you think i should dress up to go out or should I️ go White guy causal
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3 eggs cause fuck you

Hey Robbins, 3 eggs cause fuck you
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