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cream of cock

The ejaculation of ones cock. Named for its texture and color. Originated at GC&SU.
1) Kay: mmmm i cant wait to get me a big helping of cream of cock!!
2) Nate(pi kapp RA): oh babygirl imma give you so much cream of cock you'll never go hungry again
3) Lauren: the muti-purpose room blows so bad, when you open the door a wave of cream of cock flows out.
by Kay-Lynn September 26, 2006
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Cream Cheese Sandwich

When a man ejaculates in his hand, then slaps you in the face.
Man, this girl sassed me today... I gave that bitch a cream cheese sandwich.
by kmeek1 October 20, 2008
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Cream Cheese Incident of '09

(n) The tragic failure of an idiot who left cream cheese in her fridge, went away on spring break, came back, and tried to clean out the explosion into the trash can on the floor of a dorm. It caused many deaths, and destroyed the smell of the floor.
Senior:...it smelled as bad as the Cream Cheese Incident of '09!
Junior: Whats the cream cheese incident of 09?
Other Senior: (falls to the ground in state of PTSD)
by dancestherajca46 September 6, 2009
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Cream Pie

A cream pie is not just cumming in the vag! its getting the girl to squeaze it out as well. Other filling included:
1. Blood
2. Urine
3. Sweat
4. Faeces
5. Gravy
Leroy: I didnt have a rubber but she didn't care. She pushed it all out!
Daryll: Shit Son!!! Cream Pie!!
by TJ Baxer March 5, 2009
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cream ass

A build up of poop bits, sweat, and general wraunch that builds up between your butt cheeks on a hot summer day. Can also occur if one doesn't wipe thoroughly enough.

AKA: Butt Cheese, Crack Cheddar
by babydog February 10, 2008
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cream of the crop

When bored farmers put corn cobs up their butt, and only the best ears of corn would make them produce cream in their jeans.
Forsooth, tis exceptional and is cream of the crop for the pleasure it stirs from my loins is unmatched!
by creamdelacorn June 16, 2018
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cream of fatass

a soup, usually cream of mushroom or cream of chicken soup, typically used as a fattening agent with rice or noodles in hotdishes.
Mary: "This casserole is delicious! What's in it?"
Joseph: "I use a bag of tatertots and a can of cream of fatass to top it all off."
Mary: "eeww!"
by babyA July 1, 2006
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