confectionary distributor of the anal variety

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.

Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022

Confederation

A meeting which consists of a number of parties or groups united in an alliance or league.

The confederation included the first prime minister of Canada, John A Macdonald

by soupyumyum October 7, 2022

Confederation

A meeting which consists of a number of parties or groups united in an alliance or league.

John A Macdonald was apart of the the Canadian confederation

by soupyumyum October 7, 2022

comfy milf

A milf whose entire persona just screams "comfort". Usually enjoys wearing sweaters, reading, and drinking coffee or tea. She is almost always fatigued, wearing her hair in a messy bun. Despite being active, she is slightly overweight; however, this means her breasts and caboose are quite large.

Examples of comfy milfs:
Christina Hendricks
Melony from Pokemon Shield

by arrgitsasnake February 18, 2023

Confectaurants

A cafe that serves fountain treats, lunches, and candy. Confectaurants is coined by Ernest ‘Sticky’ Wilson in promoting his eleven cafes in San Francisco and the Bay Area specializing in chocolates, as seen in a 1933 pictorial advertisement. “Wilson’s - THE CANDY WITH A COLLEGE EDUCATION”

“No matter which one of the eleven Wilson confectaurants you visit, we promise you will find delicious cooking…such as you have seldom
encountered outside of the home circle.” - host Ernest ‘Sticky’ Wilson.

by KOTFrank November 8, 2022

Confedy

A term used to label some who is sympathetic or justifying the confederate states of America, or just a confederate soldier, citizen, slave owner, or politician

Those Confedy bastards ain’t nothin but a bunch of dimwited liars.

by A Fuckwit who can type March 19, 2023

comfythighs

that one twitch streamer that ooby watches

Hey, comfythighs sucks right?

by oobynooby March 28, 2023