Confectaurants

A cafe that serves fountain treats, lunches, and candy. Confectaurants is coined by Ernest ‘Sticky’ Wilson in promoting his eleven cafes in San Francisco and the Bay Area specializing in chocolates, as seen in a 1933 pictorial advertisement. “Wilson’s - THE CANDY WITH A COLLEGE EDUCATION
“No matter which one of the eleven Wilson confectaurants you visit, we promise you will find delicious cooking…such as you have seldom
encountered outside of the home circle.” - host Ernest ‘Sticky’ Wilson.
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cunt

From Egypt 4 thousands years ago: (Suffix -t denotes feminine)
"Ka-t" in hieroglyphics meant vulva, vagina, mother, and women.

"Kuk" in hieroglyphics meant cock, penis, darkness.
"Qefen-t", another ancient Egyptian word for vagina.

Hittite "kun" is tail of an animal, rear end.
"Cunt" or "queynte" (old english) did not have a negative connotation, was just the body part.

"Cunteen" Irish diminutive form.
"Kundicka" Czech diminutive form.

"Kuk" Danish rude form.

Eilert Ekwall, a great linguist who studied English place names, produced evidence of a “Gropecuntelane,” that is, Grope Cunt Lane, a shady lane indeed frequented by prostitutes and their customers. First recorded English around 1230 anno Domini.

"Cunt Splice" nautical usage for open splicing two ends of rope. Has been censored and changed to the less offensive term cut splice.
Question: Why did God create the yeast infection?
Answer: So women too would know what it’s like to live with an irritating cunt.
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